Saying women don’t like dick is like saying guys don’t like pussy. What up with all the dildo’s and shit if they don’t want it? Exactly, your point makes no fucking sense solely by the existence of dick shaped masturbation paraphernalia.
But a dildo is on their terms, and they don’t have to deal with a guy attached to it.
A lot of women also seem to like girly men. Like Robert Pattinson. If he grew his hair out and dyed it blond, he’d look like one of the chicks from Hanson.
I was more-so responding to the notion that women had no desire for dick. Rober Pattinson is a bad example seeing as how most of the broads that like him are like 15, and just that of a 15 year old Immature, young and stupid. besides Robert Pattinson is ugly as fuck, broads got low standards if they would fuck him if he wasn’t rich as all hell.
A couple of years ago, i made a great thread on this. It seems that my past great threads are being rehashed or more of ripped off into new versions just for the sake of getting a name and filling in the gaps that my absence has caused.
I don’t consider you telling us about how you sat on your boss’s piss a great thread.
I never brought that other great thread in this thread did i? But i think you have made it obvious how legendary that thread is seeing that you haven’t forgotten it. You and the tc are examples of how i have impacted this board like no other it is my threads, posts, and undefeated streak in religion threads that makes me iconic and unforgettable. You were one of the many consistent appeasers and fan in my past threads additionally one of the common atheists i have destroyed in debate threads for many years. Start referencing my other threads in your next reply because the tc obviously ripped off one of my old threads.
Castrate yourself and use your member as fillers for your chest. This way, you will provide the illusion of having both; A-cup breasts and a vagina with which you can trick said girl into falling for you. 
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fuck me, cuz id fuck myself
Would you do me?..I’d do me…
I guess I did go a little too Buffalo Bill there, right?
Is a “no homo” needed in such a case?
Saying “no homo” is kind of like starting a sentence with “I’m not a racist, but…”
It’s basically a tacit admission of “yes homo”.
that’s like going up to a straight guy and saying, "hey, can i f*ck you?"
actually, you’ll have better luck mounting the guy. either she’s lying, or she’s truly repulsed by your man parts.
The problem with the former is that people constantly see different cultures in action without being able to contextualize things. Sometimes these actions differ from what they learned in their culture and confusion arises. If they were able to express themselves properly, then you’d have a shitload of harmless, ignorant people less angry at strangers.
What if you’re not racist and you want the whole world to know?
You’re S.O.L.
Sorry, but that’s one of those things you just have to accept. Otherwise neutral words and phrases get ruined entirely because a bunch of idiots used them for bad purposes.
For further references, see: white people and N-word privileges.
I expected a stronger answer from someone with an English background.
It is with the most deeply felt regret that I must disappoint the expectations you appear to have harbored based on the high esteem in which you’ve held me until this moment in our history, but shit happens.
No homo?
So homo.
Pro homo.
Oh shit we got a girl on d[S]eck[/S] ick with that. Hahaha
nah 
That shit is so laughable. They only people that care about saying the word nigger are racist idiots that for some reason think that black people saying the word “nigga” is the same thing.
“You guys are always calling each other that so why can’t we”
Except we aren’t, and I have still have yet to meet a black person that has called me a nigger and meant it in that context. I am sure that even if you were black and you called another black man that shit as a 100% serious insult you would be looking to get an ass whooping or at least kicked off the bus like Wendell Pierce.