Most women don’t know shit about sex,let alone their fucking anatomy, (pun unintended) why is it you think those retarded Cosmo magazines list 300 totally halfassed and lameassed ways to “get off your man”
My friend is a piercer, and he can attest that most women he pierces that get their vagina pierced don’t even know the difference between their labias. where their cervix is, or even which hole they pee out of.
Can you blame them? I’ve disarmed atomic bombs less complex than that organ. Holy shit there’s like a million parts
WTF? Most girls I know know a shitload about sex and pleasure…I know far more men who are fucking idiots about sex than women…
Nah, this was in the US. I just think they lowered the number so dudes wouldn’t sweat the size of their junk.
I think there was an episode of South Park about this same subject. They lowered the average number just to shut people up.
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8
Please allow Mr Larry David to explain this.](‘http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8’)
Unless you have an actual 2 inch penis, I wouldn’t worry. Step up your fucking game, stop worrying about your penis size…
The OP’s problem will change depending on where exactly he works. Glad we’re not giving him a hard time and asking, like: “so how did you respond, pee your pants right there by the water cooler?!”
Here’s what I’m gonna say:
Tell that wench to shut up, get back in her cage, put on her kimono, because we got customers coming through soon!
Seen it in a video game… Sega’s Yakuza series, the Purgatory underground super brothel / casino / battle colisseum location made to look like old timey Japan. Had another reference to “anything less… is uncivilized” Old Charles Barkley with the deodorants, but I can’t miss a chance to talk pimpin, MMA, Japanese Super Gangster ROLE playing games. Hell of a role you take up in these games, great characters. Stories have soul…
I’m 28 and I still sleep with women 21 and under and the only complaint I’ve ever heard is having whiskey dick. But when that six-inch rocket is ready to roll, no one has ever said a negative word.
What the hell is a whiskey dick? Is that like phimosis (that word is funny as hell btw, alongside smegma)?
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People are more worried about their dick size than who and how they’re gonna fuck tonight. SMH
No point in having 12 inches if you gonna be smashing left hand and don’t know how to make a chick orgasm.
You drink so much you can’t get a boner.
Edit: It kinda should be added that not all people are gonna be compatible in bed. Not all women are about huge cocks. So go fuck around until you find a woman that loves your cock. All that fucking is gonna be hard work so don’t get lazy until you find a partner that’s a good fit.
For me, when I’m drunk I have a harder time cumming than getting hard…though holding on to teh erection over time becomes increasingly difficult…
Its about the motion of the ocean people.
What is funny is that not many women like a big fat cock when it comes to sex, since hitting their cervix can be actually painful/displeasing for them
There’s like 6 or 7, tops, just speaking about the vagina. You are probably talking about their entire reproductive system at this point. 
I made that “Juwanna Mann” reference in the wrong place completely somewhere around here. Really fits this thread the best.
6 is average for the american male.
If bitches are looking for excitement during sex, make it non-consensual.
Problem with you monkeys is that you care what others think. Sheepish, veeeery sheepish.
Longer wiener size is useful for some positions where it isn’t feasible to get balls-deep… but other than that, it’s just going to make her whine and want to stop when you bang into her cervix. Dumb broad.
What in the hell have you been doing that made you lose weight that well?
I’m in the same boat, I’m a fatty and I’m clueless on that shit lol
I mean if that’s the case for you if I drop the weight I’ll use my shit as a firehose lol
But is it wrong of me to get off on that, though?
Cardio.
No meats, barring fish.
Cut out processed nonsense.
Profit like cray.