I fuck my girl when she is on her period and then look at myself in the mirror an imagine I just murdered someone with my massive cock Chojin style.
When I grow up I want to be a tentacle monster.
With so many asians in the world, how can the average be so high?
All I know is the white man hates that big dick so bad that whenever he created his new negro killing chariot, he decided to make a statement with the interior alone.
White people love hating in style. Why do you think the grand wizards outfit is so fucking fly?
I was once put in an awkward situation when a girl who dated my blackity black friend nonchalantly described him as being hung like a pimple. I always kidded around about him overcompensating with his suped up M5, giant man cave, house, etc. It’s not so funny when it turns out to be true… well it is a little funny… he’s kind of a… dick. haw
U ever fuck a chick on her rag, and she either doesn’t tell you, or you forget? Then when you pull out, you freak the fuck out?
Ive been told that i’m large by more than a few chicks/women, but I haven’t whipped out a ruler. I truly don’t believe it, it seems pretty average to me. But then again maybe im desentized by porn as well… :sad:
Penis sizes on SRK are as follows:
SRK-GD
Everybody else.
DoA players.
Unless you’re into that kind of thing…
Come here Nini, I have something to show you.
Your dick is your friend, no matter the size, it doesn’t say anything bad about you, why would you say something to make it feel bad? say something to the bitch that is messing with your dick, no one should mess with your dick unless she says something good, gives a blowjob or lets you put your dick into her vagina , otherwise send that woman to hell, maybe there she will find a 40 feet long dick.
Comin from the nigga who love dat futa.
More like I feel like a REAL MAN because I FUCKED HER SO HARD I MADE HER BLEED.
Obvious answer is to post pics. Obviously.
I need a visual aid for this.
lol my bad, i corrected it, worst mistake of my day.
So what’s the SRK consensus regarding getting laid with a girl currently in her period?
If the girl is down for it I don’t really mind either, but some friends of mine where talking shit to me saying it’s nasty and stuff :lame:
Sure, why not? Squishy, slippery period sex is the reward for putting up with all that PMS.
Considering srkers would lay with a guy dressed up as a girl, or even a corpse, you really think a bit of blood is gonna stop them? 
I’ve said for a while now, if I EVER go to a anime convention I’m going as a 6’6 black guy…dressed up as a giant tentacle…just so I can ‘rape bitches’…multiple… at the SAME time. And take pictures while doing it.
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That frustrates me sometimes…like you just don’t know its almost there or something…and you smashin REAL good…and when you look out your joint afterwards, its like “aw shit I broke something inside”…I’ve only caused damage like that a couple/few times…but yeah…you got to pay for those stories :shh:
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On second thought, do tentacle monsters have to deal with this bullshit too? I mean, would I have to worry about stuck up 10-16 year old Japanese girls making fun of my tentacles because they’re not as long, thick, elastic, or slimy as the ones they see on the Internet?