I think you’re lying lol
So what does you boyfriend think when he gets on your PC and sees that you searched frog dick?
average is 7
sucks to be you if you are not at least 7
Dat bitch lying. She don’ prolly rid a 2 inch dick for cab fare. Don’t believe these hoes. Half the time, they don’t even look at the dick, they don’t know what get put into’em. It could be a loaf of bread or a warm Snickers.
Bragging right I got 10inches first girl couldn’t take it. Can’t post pics lol
OK, people technique is very important learn to use you tongue, mouth, hands and whatever float your boat make the chick work her hips until they are sore.
Man why did I just ask about Yipes’ food metaphors and come back in here right after.
Melted Snickers = doo doo substitute for TV, the Dave Chappelle tip.
Penis threads on SRK never disappoint. 
Does curving matter at all?
This is what feminist really believe.
Not really. I get mine and that’s it. I’m too old for spoiling anyone.
My penis is thoroughly adequate to the job, but–more to the point–the amount of protein it wastes on a day to day basis could fulfill the dietary requirement of a small nation.
Well that was unexpected. Also, what the fuck is up with Pizza Kids in your sig?
He asks me where I got a PC, since I own a laptop.
Your persona both humors and confuses me.
Liked for username.
And let’s not kid ourselves. None of our dick sizes matter.
I wish I had a three foot monster dong so I could cause stomach deformations in girls just like one of my Japanese animes!
fuck that, i want to see it come out of her mouth.
Only if I stick it in her butt.
You’re both pussies, real men fuck girls in their mouths and make them cum out of their butts.