The verdict: get it checked out. There are too many possibilities and getting medical advice from SRK is like getting chastity advice from a hooker.
not eating cheerios tops anal rape?
not eating enough cheerios. obviously there is a quota to be met.
does it hurt?
Maybe if you stopped picking at it, it wouldn’t bleed.
I can’t believe people are giving rsigely serious responses. For shame. 
I like rsigley threads
Or if you went to bed with a dude…or passed out around dudes.
Did it start bleeding before or after you took out the dildo?
you could have super anal crabs, get it checked out asap.
Yeah i usually eat 2 bowls a day w/ banana if my asshole starts to bleed…
Another reason for pooping blood could be the constant DP…
Just depends on what you did last night… No Homo.
Come on, Rob. You can do so much better than “is pooping blood bad for you?”
Alright… people on this fucking site know ENTIRELY TOO MUCH about bleeding asses…
^_-;
Obviously he’s eating too much chipotle…
See the problem here is fools just push too hard when it’s time to take a dump. You’d be surprised how little effort you need to put into just pushing one out but people just end up pushing hard for no reason and then you end up bleeding. Just sit down on the toilet and do some focused breathing or something, be chill about it and let your body take care of it. I swear the shit will just slide out, so many health benefits to relaxed dumps.
So which was better. This thread or my old “i shit in my pants” thread around 2 years ago?
Come on people, search it.
Go to a doctor and get checked out as fast as you can real talk.
thats a bloody shitty situation to be in mate
I almost forgot pics or didn’t happen!