Yeah, getting all that blood out must leave him pooped.
oh god puns
I just want to thank the mods for infracting rsigley but not closing the thread because the vast majority of SRK is male and for a male there should be nothing more important than the health of their penis and colon so I hope they take this thread as a reminder to educate themselves on the importance of eating a balanced diet that is rich in fiber. also be sure to check your balls for lumps. be safe and god bless.
How do you check for lumps on your balls? Is there a youtube tutorial or can you do it for me thanks…
what you do is visit your doctor so you know you don’t currently have ball cancer. then after he clears you you jump into the shower and get your hands real soapy and you feel your balls for like an hour so you really get familiar with them. and from then on you just grab your balls everytime you shower and if you correctly got familiar with your balls the first time then you will be able to tell if they are different.
Looks like sigley’s luck has all crapped out.
YEAHHHHHH.
imo.
lol
This thread is the best thing that’s happened to this livejournal-ed newbie-dojo shit SRK since the “Why do black people like Marvel so much?” topic in 2008.
So when the doctor is checking my balls for lumps telling me to cough, what happens if he doesn’t say no homo…Why do some doctors where gloves & some dont…
So when the doctor is checking my balls for lumps telling me to cough, what happens if he doesn’t say no homo…Why do some doctors where gloves & some dont…
I told Rsigley not to have anal sex constantly daily.
Sigh… some people never learn.
well you don’t have to worry about the no homo thing because the hippocratic oath that doctors take says that they cannot get a boner or receive any kind of sexual gratification while practicing medicine. don’t let grey’s anatomy fool you. and as far as the gloves are concerned it’s whatever the doctor thinks helps him do his job better. some think they can get a better feeling without the glove and some go with the glove for more grip and stability and they think it allows them to be more thorough because of that. it’s like a quarter back. some wear a glove on their throwing hand and some dont. it’s just preference.
Anal fissures, oh that’s funny.
It’s a real thing.
Well yeah, but nobody here has them.
…Someone does…
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