Fighting games have shown me, that guy’s hand is fucked up hitbox :beta:
0 frame | same frame never changes
while she got all the animation budget.
hey i think this really should be dissected to its core.
I really dont see the problem with it. maybe because i still wish it was the “mad men” era of business culture. like getting your secretary to give you an old fashion to take your mind off a failed business venture or budgeting issues or a nagging wife who wants a new car to keep up with mabel next door.
in all actuality that handjob from a secretary would lead to better decision making, and a new car for the wife and less nagging for you.
HOW is this a bad thing??
No, I don’t want a footjob in your office.
I wonder how many of you would say no if the dude had a bigger dick and she couldn’t stop thinking about it and it ruined your sex life with her. All she could think about is feeling it grow in her hands and her burning desire to be filled by it.
Was your burning desire filled in writing this post? 
There’s a lot of anger in many of these posts so let me just point this out: if you’ve been cheated on, it sucks.
I’ve been cheated on before and it hurt. But as I got older I just realized people will cheat no matter what. I’m sure 80% of people would cheat given the chance, and I’ve just grown to accept it. Whether or not you can get over it and/or forgive it is the only thing you can control.
And this isn’t to make fun of you guys, either. I wouldn’t make fun of someone if the person they loved went out and broke their hearts, at least not until they had moved past it.
Although I will say I had hooked up with a lot of taken women in the last 13 years of my life. Shit, recently a woman trying to set up an indecent proposal is married. Had to stop hanging out with her because that shit was getting desperate and annoying.
hand job for men=shoulder massage for women. its not a big deal!
This getting it in the back looking dude still over here trying to brag about his popeye forearm strength developed from years of servicing old white men from Rochester?
http://i.imgur.com/1o52VnA.gif
**Old near sighted from staring at dicks all day looking ass dude…
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Motherfucker, we all know you have the strongest forearm on SRK. No one else would touch your poison-mushroom-looking dick so you have to do it yourself. Guy here with a fucking stump trying to call other dudes gay to make himself feel better about his small-ass piece that no one else wants to touch.
Probably tried to get MamaRhino to touch your shit and even she couldn’t deal with it.
Stop moving your dick suckers and get to work you superfag.
old hydraulic kung fu grip having ass nigga.
old I can hold a super nova in the palm of my hand looking ass dude…with the power of a million exploding sunscocks with your manual labor and stimulation looking ass.
http://i.imgur.com/sRnBBqd.gif
I mean if raz0r got the power to do this couldn’t he just end world hunger by making himself and everyone rich? Yeah he doesn’t jack off dudes for the money…he does it for the thrill.
Don Draper was still miserable piece of shit. If that is what you are looking for, simply being unattached is your answer. My moms wants grand kids so at some point I need to settle the fuck down and play by society’s current rule set lol.
of course it is…bro if you think it isnt then let you gf come to my place and “perform”
Marcellus Wallace threw a dude off a balcony for giving his woman a foot rub, I’m pretty sure a handy counts as cheating.
but it’s cheating…
based on previous discussions and opinions, you should be against this. being in a relationship means that there must be chastitity on who you initiate intamacy with.
Even a pornstar says that sexual acts, even those on camera, are personal and involve a deep level of intamcy. And given your stance on marriage, i’m suprised
Justifying the ends of cheating/murder/theft doesn’t stop it from being cheating/murder/theft.
You know females think anything is cheating. If you sext some chick you are emotional cheating according to women.
All im saying, if im saying anything is…
My brother just got kicked out of his apartment because he was texting a girl and his girl saw.
This is fake by the way, do not take this seriously.