Is Getting A Handjob Cheating?

There are a few women ive cuckolded (well most werent married. just had boyfriends), and they got their FIRST black dick, and loved it. A few broke up with their boyfriends days and weeks later. Youd be shocked how often this happens. Many i couldve, but was cock blocked by friends (theres or mine). Yet still im always shocked how even seemingly good girls can trick me into not believing they aint nothin but hos. lol. Trust that i dont even intentionally go into situations looking to do this, but women are in desire constantly.

If your girl is attractive, and youre just aight. Or if shes fun and filled with energy, but you always wanna netflix and chill, best believe new dick is coming her way. Its inevitable. Ive had girls offer me 3 ways with a homie just to get some of this dick because i wasnt interested. Ive also had girls offer 3 ways with other girls just to get this dick. Its really absurd whats happening out in these streets, and i wish i was lying to you. lol

If your girl or man breaks up with you, without the initial talk, be sure they already have stepped out, or they got the shit lined up. If your girl or man easily forgives you for stepping out, rest assured theyve already done some shit themselves they said nothing about, and this just makes it easier to move forward. lol

We’re a sexually repressed society, and will continue to always be that. The lies and bullshit are going to be there until youre too old and unattractive to do anything but pay for pussy or cock. lol

Either that or they got some shit lined up. Lets be real for a sec tho, honestly, if you really need to go that far out of your way to cheat then there is something majorly wrong with the relationship or the person for it to never cross their mind that “I don’t want to do this”.

This comes at a really hilarious time because I just got back from a 7 day long business cruise and there was this super hot lawyer milf that took a liking to me for some weird reason and she was married with kids. And me and my buddy used to see her cheating EVERY, SINGLE, NIGHT. This friend of mine was recently married, and he was so shocked. But I hung out with my sister’s 30 something year old friends and saw so many of them cheat first hand. I think as people become more bored and unhappy with their lives and relationships having that spark of excitement makes them do stupid shit. Even though they dedicate their entire lives to their families… Shit makes ZERO sense.

People are content with the companionship.
But not with everything else, so they stick with the relationship and act scummy on the side.

Yeah, ive seen it first hand, and been the guy theyre cheating with. Its really crazy, and happens A LOT. Women are just different than men. A girl might even give a guy a handjob (to be somewhat on topic. lol) just because she hasnt done anything “fun” anymore. **Hell, a guy might just fuck something new because how long can you fuck the same pussy before its not new anymore. **

I feel that humans arent worth monogamy until their 40s, but by then youve already had a kid or more, and your lifes much more complicated. If women could safely have kids until their mid 40s, that would be great. Its a shame their biology doesnt fit with modern day society. lol. It would be nice if you could get it all out your system, and then settle down in your 40s with someone thats more likely to be the type of person you want to spend your life with, have kids, ect…

To address the bolded. In all the relationships that ive been with, its not the womans pussy that got old, it was her. Her personality was shit, and ive dated and loved everyone from hippies who love phish, to hood chicks, to book nerds, skinny, medium, chubby, tall, short. I’ve never not once come at the moment where im like, its not your body im not in love with, its you as a person that is getting fucking annoying, and ive only regretted one decision from 2008. Women can say this too about men a lot.

They say it starts in the bedroom. I say it starts when you wont shut the fuck up about me wanting to not stick to routine every day, and get some free time to myself. Then why i do stick to the routine, its too routine for you. lol. Thats where i start to think, you know what, maybe i should go find something better. I’ll take the risk.

Yeah i think its just that a lot of women are super emotional and guys typically arent but sort of forced to adjust. Things might be spicy as HELL in the bedroom and then she says, “Things are too wild”… BUT THEN… I want something more grounded… But I’m bored…And then its the other way around when deciding on the next issue.

That said, most of the girls Ive been with have mostly lusted after me even after we’re breaking up. And I’m not the type of guy that actively tries, although when I do its not hard to meet girls… But if im with a girl, they know I’m with THEM and I make damn sure of that. And I think a lot of times that alone is enough. At least that or I have been lucky and haven’t ran into any problems.

I heard @SNAAAAKEsMOM gave great handjobs.

White women dont use lotion. Impossible.

All spit bro. Adriana Chechik styles.

Yeah, you show em how hard you are for being on the not fighting game section of SRK for longer.

Totally legit accomplishment/skill.

I am sitting here laughing my ass of that Raz0r actually wants to know if it is cheating. you must have some sort of screw loose or you are like 17 years old. being with someone other than you partner regardless if it is bj hand job tit jobs, foot jobs, kissing, playing with the soft tacos, inspecting the chocolate factory. man or women. It is cheating, there is no such thing as the rules are different because you are a man, but if you still have lack of judgement on wether or not you should do it. why not do it and then while your at it do what ever dumb shit person who thinks is moral does, take selfies while it happens then mms it to his buddies to brag. then you missus can find out and before we all know there will be a new post from you that says help i got a hand job and my missus found out because i mms my buddies with the pick of it happening, what do i do. seriously what a stupid thing to ask.

Cheating isn’t real.

LOLOL. Gotta aim high.

So, only some of us saw who was asking if they could sleep with their aunt and it would be okay-

Cousin/Uncle talk that led to this thread.

Flip-Tier bipson would’ve flipped out!!

Razor Handjobs bringing out the lurker accounts.

you might want to raise your rates, and charge more.

Price em out. Pretend you are in the bracket that doesn’t have to tip when your cousin be that chica sopes and fluatas restaurant free chips and salsa server.

http://i.imgur.com/mOmQO19.jpg

For more on the B-Tier letters in the alphabet and your cousin with the same nose as you so you can’t even Eskimo and why are you asking to do that, apparently new to the game neogaf has more of what you want.

Its a sexual act with someone that isn’t your partner.

This thread has garnered more legitimate responses than threads I actually wanted to succeed.

I don’t know how to feel about this.

http://forums.shoryuken.com/search?adv=1&search=foot+job&title=&author=Raz0r&cat=all&tags=&discussion_d=1&discussion_poll=1&comment_c=1&within=1+day&date=

As low to the ground as you can get.

Now FreakNastyPorno for @Manx = Nasty|Manx

I didn’t know regulate had a soft spot for helping his fellow srk bretheren not look like complete morons.

This is how life operates.

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