His Likes are “Wrestling Bears” and Vodka
His Dislikes are “Beautiful young women”
At least from Alpha on this fool is gay.
My Theory: Alex. C Viper’s attire is a lot like that hot teacher we all had in school, that must naturally be her cover at home. We all know that Alex is 15 or under at this time, but that’s how teachers operate these days.
I might be grasping at straws but hear me out on my crazy conspiracy theory, crazier than 9/11 conspiracy theories. Get ready for some spoilers and controversy!
Abel might be a prototype of Urien. We all know Urien is the inferior brother of Gil. Abel lost his memory and. Abel has that c.hp that Urien has. Remember the story of Kane and Abel? It’s an obvious reference to the Bible’s story of two brothers who hate each other. Abel also has the same hairstyle as Urien and Urien loks like an older Abel.
So who’s the baby daddy? Gil. Viper was on the inside of SIN right? There is obvious evidence that SIN, Gil, Seth, Urien, and Abel are connected imo.
How does viper play into this?
Well viper has a relationship with Abel. Viper cheats on her brother, Seth!!! Viper doesn’t know she’s pregnant of course, she thought just got fat for whatever reason, she gets a baby, Viper tells Abel the kid is his, but Viper (or as Abel calls her, Maya-poo) is unsure. Viper tells him he is unsure if it is Abel’s because she cheated on him with Seth!
Dna Tests show that it’s Seths! So Viper gets SIN technology and uses it on Abel to erase his memory. Years later Abel becomes Urien and Seth becomes Gil. They hate each other because Urien eventually finds out later, Maya-poo tells Urien about his past out of guilt!
Madden that theory is freaking hilarious. I love it. It’s exactly the kind of wild, over-the-top soap opera zaniness I was hoping to see from this thread. I’ve added it to the list. Much props to you.
Pay attention to 0:54-1:00
"There’s been a development. A new fighter has entered the tournament. One that could jeopardize your mission."
And then watch Seths prologue.
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Pay attention to 0:00-0:07
"At the last minute, a fighter named Dan Hibiki managed to squeak by with just enough points to qualify."
So Dan is the new fighter who entered the tournament that could jeopardize her mission. The possible reason is that Dan would recognize her at the tournament because of their previous relationship and reveal her cover.
I certainly hope is Dan.
One of C.Vipers win quotes if I recall correctly, after beating Dan is
"Goofy guys like you are cute but you’re over doing it."
So Dan is more Vipers type of guy than Ken or Vega at least.
Ha ha, I’m hearing a lot of support for Dan here. Some chicks do fall for guys with bizarre senses of humor… Just look at Drew Barrymore and Tom Green. On second thought, please don’t. That’s a celebrity pairing best left forgotten. Dan’s a million times cooler than Tom Green, anyway.
By the way, updated the list for a new Bison theory, and I added a new observation of mine to the list of evidence: Viper seems to have a pretty jaded philosophy about life.
Actually I had though about that possibility, and came to this conclussion:
Viper is the father! Just look at her crotch in the game, especially when she wears white pants. Either it is the battery of her suit or shes packing something that would make Poison jealous. On top of that, Maya totally sounds like the kind of new name a transsexual would use. Now this opens the question of who the mother is. It could be a NPC, but I also see two PC candidates.
Cammy was in Shadaloo and is amnesic now, so shes a good candidate for having had a relation with her as Viper was infiltrated in Shadaloo and not knowing; in SFIV Viper makes sure to cross paths with her, as she wants to see her again.
The other likely candidate is Bison-possessed Rose. Finding himself in a female body, Bison realizes that a new-half is the ideal couple for him. The problem arises when Bison becomes pregnant; as he gives birth to Lauren Bison decides that a male body is more convenient and gets the classic SFII one. Then his sexual interests shifted from new-halves to underage girls again and the family broke. Since then Viper pursues Bison for revenge, and Bison pursues Viper to get his daughter back.