I'm Shoryucan't make a better thread than this - JP Training Stage

Classic Fighting Games Tatsunoko VS Capcom
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Before I start this, I dedicate it to YourMother.
Without him showing us the magic of the Japanese UAS Training Stage, I wouldn’t be in this crazy state I’m currently in.

Enter the Shoryucan’t
In the Japanese version of Tatsunoko vs Capcom: Ultimate All Stars, there is a version of the training stage with lyrics. Why this was removed from the American version of the game, I’ll never know. It’s filled with Street Fighter puns and pure ridiculousness. Nonetheless, it’s amazing.

MP3 DOWNLOAD THANKS TO EIRDIAN
http://www.sendspace.com/file/y75p60
Without his amazing knowledge, a rip this good would have never been possible.

YourMother’s video of this song: [media=youtube]L2V7cOKMTiE[/media]
My youtube video of this song: [media=youtube]tUTsEj2uwhc[/media]

Lyrics are still open for debate.

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Lyrics like those and you wonder why it wasn’t included in the US release? :looney:

Seems to me that it’d be considered extremely ridiculous in the US. But in Japan it’d just be considered funky and it doesn’t matter that the lyrics don’t make sense or are idiotic. That’s my impression. No offense to the Japanese :sweat:

It’s like the rap lyrics in the Final Fight stage in CvS1, or the NY stage in CvS2. The lyrics weren’t in the US releases, right? I actually only played the imports, but I’m pretty sure that was the case…

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Oh wow, lol. He actually used “shoryucan’t.”

Rise like a dragon, maybe?

Also pretty sure I heard “rickroll” at 4:04.

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They removed it because at 1:50 he says “Child Abuse.” That’s a no no, but seeing Doronjo’s tits in Yatterman is kid-approved.

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we need a full lyric list!

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“You can’t touch my skill” was probably the first trash-talking phrase I had ever heard (from my brother) back in 92/93 when I was about eight years old and played SF2 on Super Nintendo almost every day.

It’s pretty heart-warming to hear it now. It’s sure a lot more entertaining than modern-day trash talk (ex. “RAPE-OWN3DJ00-PWNT-RAPE-OWN3DJ00-PWNT-RAPE-OWN3DJ00-PWNT-RAPE-OWN3DJ00-PWNT-RAPE-OWN3DJ00-PWNT…”)

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haha, yeah I’m glad people appreciate how retarded this song is. I always figured it was the same in the US version until I heard some people in IRC talking about it.

look out guard your grill cuz here comes the hook:
I’m shoryucan’t touch this skill

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Rise like a dragon punch a women.
Hurricane force kick
The twista
I’ll twist them.

They going to need a miracle
Wippon like they stole something
Get them up in the air
I want to see your fist pumpin

Waa bee boo POW
That how I do it.
I’ll show you how there’s nothing to it.
Showdown comes down to just you and we.
Im the truth so allow me to set you free.

Your punch dont connect so you must not be trying.
My hand quick as guarding we’re not even online. (Aka Lag lol)
This right here at where to be.
From here to the ground up to make you leave.

Don’t mess with these fist kids I’m a Shark Skin?
Get hit with the kick I spin you must be crying.
My job is to make you feel it.
Thought you were so ill but now your ill catch the flu.
My flow is that sick.

Quick guard your kick quick guard your head.
Now sit down I hope your not as bad as you look.
Look out gurad your grill here comes the hook.

I’m shoryucan’t touch this skill like a hammer on the head I hit the nail.
Gets panic this big my technique never fails.
Time to train time like they were on some rails

Rise like a dragon punch a woman.
Hurricane force kick
The twista
I’ll twist them.

Never control um I manage to get older
I keep it real son not to type to rick rollin(rollin)
Reduction the melinde you know I can speak( not to sure on that one)
Scissor so sharp makes your fingers bleed
Wick koo pow
My fingers losse they try to take me in for dishing child abuse.(O_o)

I’m on Wifi check out my specs
Send emails or mail message or just text.
Fight night do what gentlemen do
You think this is just a game this is the you prove.

Ya’ll cant see me but you see my punch receptacle

I lose what he saying in this verse to many jumbled words

I have a test for you hope your not as bad as you look.
quick guard your grill because he comes the hook.

I’m shoryucan’t touch this skill like a hammer on the head I hit the nail.
Gets panic this big my technique never fails.
Time to train time like they were on some rails

Rise like a dragon punch a woman.
Hurricane force kick
The twista
I’ll twist them.

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Here’s what I got…

EDIT: Adjusted based on what I get from the improved version

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Thanks for cleaning the song up for me. Thumbs up to you :smiley:

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Here’s a clean rip, directly from the game data files, props to Naki for the files:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/y75p60

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Ahaha, this should’ve made it in the U.S. release.

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… new music for my iPod! Thanks!

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Lyricsve

Rise like a dragon, punch em, wont miss em
Hurricane-force kick, got the twister, Ill twist em
They gon need a miracle, whip em like they stole somethin
Get em up in the air, I want to see yall fist pumpin

Whoopa bing boom pow, thats how I do it
Ill show you how, there nothin to it
Showdown, it comes down to just you and we
Im the truth, so allow me to set you free
Your punches don’t connect, kid you must not be tryin
My hands quick as broadband, you aint even online
This right here it aint no random beat
Engineered from the ground up to make you leet
I don’t miss, with these fists kid, I bust shots
Get hit with the it that I spit, you must not
In the end my job, its to make you feel it
Youd thought youd seen ill, but now witness the illest
Catch the flu, my flow is that sick
A habit, hard to kick, Im quick, Im hard to hit
Now sit down, I hope you not as bad as you look
Look out, guard your grill, cuz here comes the hook

I’m sure you can’t, touch this skill,
Like hammer, on the heads where I hits the nail.
Give headaches this big, my technique never fails
Feel this track, its time to train em like they was on rails
Rise like a dragon, punch em, wont miss em
Hurricane-force kick, got the twister, Ill twist em
They gon need a miracle, whip em like they stole somethin
Get em up in the air, I want to see yall fist pumpin

Rippin every controller I manage to get a hold a
I keeps it real son, not the type to rick-roll ya
Turbo button functionality, you know I got speed,
With precision so sharp it makes your fingers bleed.
Youll be in critical pal, My fury’s loose,
They tryin to take me in for digital abuse.
I fly like wifi, check my N specs
Hit me up on that mail, sms or just text
I could tell you play nice, do what gentlemen do
But thinkin this is a game, thats just a way to get bruised.
Y’all can’t see me, but I stay focused like spectacles
To my shrimp and steak dinner yo, Yall is just vegetables
Of your skills I am real skeptical, but, dont let that get the best of you.
You should do what is best for you, or be a punchin receptacle
Look, I got a test for you. Hope you not as bad as you look
Look out, guard your grill, cuz, here comes the hook

I’m sure you can’t, touch this skill,
Like hammer, on the heads where I hits the nail.
Give headaches this big, my technique never fails
Feel this track, its time to train em like they was on rails
Rise like a dragon, punch em, wont miss em
Hurricane-force kick, got the twister, Ill twist em
They gon need a miracle, whip em like they stole somethin
Get em up in the air, I want to see yall fist pumpin