Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a very good movie. It somehow manages to be a kids movie and still be a parody of Frank Miller’s work.
charlie murphey as dj
Angelina Jolie as C. Viper
Bruce Willis as Guile
Javier Bardem as Sagat
Either Hugo Weaving or Mickey Rourke as Seth in a similar way they did Dr. Manhattan
Get back Kylie Minogue for Cammy and that guy that played Gief in the original SF movie
Jack Black as Blanka lol
Vladimir Kozlov as Zangief, hands down.
…Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson as Ken & Ryu:china:
patrick swayze as…uh shit…never mind
sascha baren cohen as ryu
eddie griffin as dee jay
morgan freeman as bison
jenna jameson as cammy
rest doesn’t matter, i just wanna see borat, a shitty black comedian, and the first black president in a movie tag team jenna jameson…
is that too much to ask?
Bob Sapp as Balrog
LOL
too soon? nah…
R.I.P Swayze
Bob Saget as Sagat.
Well, we would never get somebody to match the body types of most of the characters.
I feel in this time that the movie would be conisdered racist/unethical, Rufus the fat American, Ken the rich spoiled white boy, Honda the typical fat Japanese sumo, Fuerte the typical small Mexican luchador, T. Hawk would offend several native tribes, Zangief being the typical dumb but strong Russian who loves vodka, all the female characters being eye candy, and Balrog would deeply offend the negro community…this considering the fact that the guy who yelled “you lie” is now being called racist…
ther is only one race…the human race!..would the albinos get offended about seth?
That’s how early games where made. America has made talking about race a taboo. It’s become so pathetic that White people are scared shitless when remotely mentioning anything regarding race.
I don’t see how it’s racist–only Americans see everything has a matter of race.
It’s a sign of the times, Ken = the typical WWII era American playboy, Boxer was modeled after Mike Tyson, also during the WWII era when black boxers ruled the ring. Since 80% of Americans are overweight and/or obese the Japanese created Rufus to keep up with the times. I don’t see how stating the obvious is stereotypical or racist at all.
Fei Long is modeled after the popular Bruce Lee. Gief after the Russian Bear, Honda (Sumo) is part of Japanese culture like how football is to the US.
Fuerte is a Mexican cook, go to any restaurant and you see Mexicans cooking.
Females have always been a object of sex for thousands of years. I don’t see that changing anytime soon.
For all I know they should make the next Street Fighter live action will all porn stars.
I’d get a whole bunch of no name actors who are FAR better at martial arts then at acting cause in my SF movie there will be NO ACTING. It’ll just be 2 hours of asses getting unrelentingly kicked. SF in it’s essence is just 2 SUPER POWERED warriors straight up hardcore battling until there is one victor. Let’s be honest we don’t go to street fighter for the story, we go for the fighting. So shouldn’t the movie be the same?
If you can get Dalip Singh to shave his head… perfect sagat. If they can’t get him to shave his head, then the fall back should be Nathan Jones (with a tan)
Jet Li as Fei Long
Michael Lockett as Dee Jay
Michael Jae White as Balrog
Sean Connery as Gouken
Antonio Banderes as Vega
Rosie O’donnel as Rufus
mike tyson during ww2? wtf r u talking about?..ww2 when black boxers ruled the ring? then shouldent he have been modeled after joe louis?
flava flav on steroids as Balrog.
vin diesel as Sagat.
Brock Lesnar for Abel.
Mirko Crocop for Guile.
Gotta go with the unoriginal Angelina Jolie for C. Viper.
Kim Kardashian for Rose? Makes no sense but it would be :wow:. Wait a minute, actually, Roxy DeVille would be perfect for Rose.
Some little boy for Sakura.
I love you 
Sly for Gouken, for WTF effect.
Tony Jaa as sagat? Just needs an eyepatch and a bald head and we’re set.
That would be perfect!
Steven Seagal as Dan
Guy who played Deebo as Balrog
Christian Bale as Vega.
He pouts a lot, goes completely nuts at the drop of a hat, and is clearly in love with himself.
In American Psycho he does the whole ‘high society sociopath’, and in Batman he does the ‘trained as a ninja to let out the angry psycho side’ bit.
And if anyone is insane/dedicated enough to learn to do the Rolling Izuna, it’s Bale.
Actually, let’s just have a Legend of Vega flick and let Bale go nuts. No other Street Fighters needed, maybe a cameo from Bison at the end.
We need something to balance out Legend of Chun-Li…