Idiot Takes Selfie With Snaaaake & Obviously Gets Bitten

[jebop]

What a dumb fuck. Of all the snakes out there to be bitten by, rattlesnakes are the easiest to avoid because THEY FUCKING WARN YOU.

Where I used to live at least the ones that rattle have been taken out by natural selection (eaten by wild hogs) so the snakes that survived are the ones that adapted to not rattle. They will just lie in the grass and bite your ass if you get too close.

Those snakes should play SF.

Snakes confirmed Guile mains.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

What a dumb fuck. Of all the snakes out there to be bitten by, rattlesnakes are the easiest to avoid because THEY FUCKING WARN YOU.

Where I used to live at least the ones that rattle have been taken out by natural selection (eaten by wild hogs) so the snakes that survived are the ones that adapted to not rattle. They will just lie in the grass and bite your ass if you get too close.

There is no such thing as natural selection. God created everything exactly the way He intended.

http://www.addictinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Dont_Tread_On_Me.jpg

GOD chooses the president, GBushJr sent from heavens, and all that banjo jazz huh

[Starhammer]

Cant wait for other idiots to try to take a selfie with some wolves, or a grizzly bear. Fucking morons.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/gif_356x200_de6a92_zpsoyz65jes.gif

GRIZZLY BEAR!
GRIZZLY BEAR!
GRIZZLY BEAR!
GRIZZLY BEAR!
GRIZZLY BEAR!

-Starhammer-

[Easilyn]

Let people believe what they wanna believe. Shit I think we all a bunch of organisms in just one gigantic ethereal mass of some sort and that sounds really batshit in comparison to everything else that’s been said about the history of mankind as well.

From the evolutionary theory to chakravartin, all I know is that somehow we came to be here at this moment in time due to whatever happened.

Now what I am curious about is why earth was the lucky one out the bunch.
Also curious why There’s another one as well. I wonder if the unlucky planets were once like the earth.

[DevilJin_01]

Let people believe what they wanna believe. Shit I think we all a bunch of organisms in just one gigantic ethereal mass of some sort and that sounds really batshit in comparison to everything else that’s been said about the history of mankind as well.

From the evolutionary theory to chakravartin, all I know is that somehow we came to be here at this moment in time due to whatever happened.

Now what I am curious about is why earth was the lucky one out the bunch.
Also curious why There’s another one as well. I wonder if the unlucky planets were once like the earth.

Shit like this story makes me think the other planets are the lucky ones.

[SoVi3t]

[DevilJin_01]

That video reminds me that even though they talk about all of the bad ingredients and chemicals we put in our bodies through food and drugs, its all super healthy compared to even one drop of that green ass venom. Your blood turns into a jelly the instant even one drop touches it. That’s not even right.

Basically up their with cyanide for fucking you up instantly.

[pootnannies]

rattlesnakes and stingrays have venom that causes necrosis. it helps snakes to start digesting their prey before they swallow it. takes YEARS for the wound to close because the flesh keeps dying everyday. that’s if you even survive the bite in the first place. fucking idiot for taking a selfie with that animal. people are stupid over this selfie bullshit.

[DevilJin_01]

rattlesnakes and stingrays have venom that causes necrosis. it helps snakes to start digesting their prey before they swallow it. takes YEARS for the wound to close because the flesh keeps dying everyday. that’s if you even survive the bite in the first place. fucking idiot for taking a selfie with that animal. people are stupid over this selfie bullshit.

So does that meant the crocodile hunter would have been fucked even if he didn’t pull the stinger out of his heart from that stingray? I didn’t realize they were poisonous also. I mean I don’t see how you’re going to survive something being put directly through your heart, but that just means he was fucked in multiple ways if it was venomous.

[pootnannies]

rattlesnakes and stingrays have venom that causes necrosis. it helps snakes to start digesting their prey before they swallow it. takes YEARS for the wound to close because the flesh keeps dying everyday. that’s if you even survive the bite in the first place. fucking idiot for taking a selfie with that animal. people are stupid over this selfie bullshit.

So does that meant the crocodile hunter would have been fucked even if he didn’t pull the stinger out of his heart from that stingray? I didn’t realize they were poisonous also. I mean I don’t see how you’re going to survive something being put directly through your heart, but that just means he was fucked in multiple ways if it was venomous.

yeah i didn’t even think of that, but he would’ve been screwed from the toxic venom as well. even if they were able to close the wound and save him from blood loss, it would never heal and constantly get infected.

[Manx]

Isn’t alcohol an anti-coagulant? Yeah, I have a feeling that me, SoVi3t and Raz0r would be okay. But not Angelpalm, since he’s already dead.

[hecatombz]

Well this guy wins

http://allfunnypets.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Selfie-with-a-bear-Prove-that-youre-a-man.jpg

[chadouken]

Well this guy wins

http://allfunnypets.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Selfie-with-a-bear-Prove-that-youre-a-man.jpg

That’s a huge fucking dog!

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

He looks like he’s just a floating head, deceased though