Idiot Congressman Calls Evolution "Lies From Hell"

We know that NOW due to biology (which only discovered/hypothesized warm-blooded dinos less than 30 years ago, if I recall properly), which they didn’t have then.

That water to wine trick probably got him some mega easy pussy back when puberty kicked in.

Also, he did lots of crazy shit in the deleted parts of the bible:

Some do believe in dinosaurs. Dr. Joe Barbera, and Dr. William Hanna taught them all about it.

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And you know DAMN well he indulged. I don’t care HOW divine your ass is, if you’re single, but don’t dive onto free booty in an age where there’s no stds or rampant over-breeding, there’s WAY more wrong with you than your Back To The Future-style conception.

Qualify what you mean by prehistoric times.

Because of course man existed before written records of his existence did.

Are you talking The Savage Land, here?

Blue ball comes slowly.

I was correcting you, not the ‘story’. You specifically said “4 legged reptiles”. You didnt attribute that quote to the story, that was your phrase. My correction still stands.

This thread has the potential to become as infuriating as the algebra thread. Somebody already said that evolution is just a “theory”. >:(

Oh lawdy lawd.