I tried to rob my girlfriend for money but failed. Help

Maybe he meant his girl gets 180 strikeouts per year pitching for the Rockford Peaches.

I don’t care what you make, no one puts their money in a safe in the attic lol.

Just watch out for the beagle boys!

Yeah, why do that when you can put it in mayonnaise jars in the backyard?

Not even worth asking. This thread sucks.