I Love You Long Time: Woman Cuts Off Husband's Penis TWICE :(

SF2GuileX · January 29, 2015, 5:50am

A 72-year-old woman has been sentenced to 420 hours of community service and three years’ probation for trying to cut off her husband’s penis.

Virginia Valdez pleaded guilty to one count of assault with a deadly weapon over the 2011 attack on Cesar Valdez, then aged 62, at their home in Palm Springs, California.

The victim said he accepted the plea deal so he could ‘move on’ but slammed the justice system for not taking his case seriously because he is a man.

‘Bitch tried to cut my d*** off,’ he told an operator, according to the arrest warrant.

Mrs Valdez had been ‘massaging the intimate areas of the victim such as his testicles and inner thigh’ when she stopped suddenly, telling him she was going to brush her teeth.

But instead she grabbed a pair of scissors and savagely cut at her husband’s penis and ‘disfigured the victim’s genitals’.

Gloria Allred, who represented Mr Valdez, appeared with the victim outside court to address reporters, brandishing a pair of kitchen scissors.

Must be a trend going on assaulting male genitals. This is getting nuts.

The_Damned · January 29, 2015, 6:09am

(I was wondering why this thread got bumped.)

Thanks for not making a new one, esp. given all bot ones I just deleted.

Also, I must belatedly congratulations thurst for his “victory”. Well done, you bastard.

As for the new story…

Well, that sounds about right. The guy knows what’s up (and it’s not his dick).

Anyway, at it’s good to see that Gloria Allred is equal opportunity, though I suppose that’s not surprising given how money-hungry she’s always seemed. Oh well, if she didn’t do it, then someone else probably would.