I Love You Long Time: Woman Cuts Off Husband's Penis TWICE :(

That shit reads like a world star comment.

That’s what I was going for. LOL!!!

I thinks this incident also provides undeniable proof that Gill’s resurrection super isn’t all that great.

Could have easily been one of the locals mistaking it for one of these:

Correction; this incident was a res-erection, but just like Gill’s resurrection super, the person is vulnerable while resurrecting/res-erecting. This woman had that matchup knowledge down.

No, I checked cases of penis cutting in wikipedia and there’s an awful lot of cases of Chinese women cutting dicks off and flushing them down the toilet, so much it seems they have a whole penis-searching squad in the sewers for what it seems, because the cocks are recovered and re-implanted in most of the cases.

Shit dude lost his penis forever?

Probably will grow one on his forehead

I do.

Let’s be honest here - police couldn’t find it because it was too small to find.

Spoiler Alert: In a few months he seals her vagina with concrete. They both cant have sex ever again and find solace in one another. The relationship goes back to normal.

Uh…two holes, bro.

…are all that’s left.

WHOSE DICK THIS IS?!

I’ll see myself out…

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“i am the zeldar god”

Neh. China has always been on a higher tier than Forida.

Sounds better than the plot of Twilight…

At least his lover still wants him, so the story has a happy ending after all.

Punished with a green EX hand.

Sex was so bad that it was actually a good thing that he lost his dick.

Lets try this again

of the kung fu Killer Wolf Bitch!