I just got PLAYED by the police!

Should change your nick to SirGoofsalot

It’s great being white.

You’re all missing a crucial step. Get the woman to give you $500 for the fine for the open bottle that must’ve been hers, ergo her fault. Then if you feel like making a little profit, you can appeal the ticket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVd5UK68F8s

Did you make them see STARS???

Lol, nigga, what the fuck? I wouldn’t offer them anything unless ask to. That’s what you get for being a try-hard.

ahhhhhh.

as a 30 year old black guy from the inner city i understand your struggle

i made similar mistakes as a youth. i once got a no seat belt ticket because i was so eager to be cooperative i unbuckled my shit and had my wallet ready before he got to the window. cop walks up, says he never saw my seat belt buckled, adds it to the ticket. had to take a sobriety test because i was talkative another time. excuse me for trying to be friendly

anyway never volunteer anything to them until they ask. allow them to do their job, but don’t think youre doing them any favors. you usually end up only hurting yourself. like seriously just sit there and do nothing unless they tell you to. dont move, dont talk, and keep your hands in the open. depending on the cop they can and will use anything against you

since you passed the alcohol to the cop without him asking who it belonged to, he can use that as an admission of guilt.

“is that an open container?” you reach for it like it’s yours. so to the cop, it is yours. especially if she didnt speak up and claim it.

you can go and say it wasn’t yours or whatever, but then its your word vs the cop. cops always win in this situation unless you have a witness…

so the only way around it at this point is for the chick to go to court with you and claim it was her liquor and deal with whatever consequences they have for her. but you wont get anything tossed out on a raw denial

also, from the way he told the story, i think the cop was looking thru the windows of the car with his flashlight, which is perfectly legal, and he doesnt have to ask, and saw the bottle in plain sight

For some reason I pictured Optimus Primal’s voice saying that and I now thank you for a laugh.

I hope you appreciated that softball pitch post by someone with a username like mine posting in a thread about cops lol.

I’m pretty sure I found this on SRK, but words to live by

http://youtu.be/6wXkI4t7nuc

Whoa whoa, y’all got it fucked up.

Yeah, he didn’t search the vehicle he saw it in plain site.

Also, he asked for license and registration…the first time I got pulled over…the cop asked for the ids of everybody in the car. So I assumed it was the same deal.

-Fritz

are you retarded? you type like an idiot. what the fuck does the bolded part even mean? what is that “sentence” trying to say? lol

hostile response was totally necessary

cop asked the driver. fritz thought it was like the first time. so he volunteered it this time

but yeah, dont volunteer anything. im not saying lie or act suspicious, but volunteering stuff can only hurt you.

Hey guys, not to hijack, but I have a legal question, and we seem to have legally hip members posting here. My first real job (full time), I was working for a Rooms To Go supply warehouse (that was staffed by, no joke, like 70% illegal aliens) in the packaging department back in '98. I went on vacation one time in 1999 and came back to find my radio had been stolen. The next time I took a vacation, I left a note next to the radio stating “Do Not Take”. I was in a hurry so I used a boxcutter blade to pin it to inside wall of the cardboard box that held my personal, purchased with my own money work supplies. (I used the box like a locker. Had it secured to a support beam with duct tape and everything) I got back and they asked me to leave, saying that I had threatened people…with a note that wouldn’t have been found had someone not entered my work station box and, again, stolen my radio. Could police have charged me with anything if they had been called?

Should of never touched the cognac. As you said it wasn’t yours and you had no idea it was there. Would you grab a kilo of coke and give it to the police officer saying its not yours? Still pretty fucked up how you got the fine instead.

Looks like someone was up a little past his bedtime.

oh calm down, queen. im just fucking with dude. sensitive ass nigga white knighting dumb threads. who gives a fuck about this insignificant ass shit. we just trying to have fun at his expense to justify this worthless thread.

Honestly Fritz, I stopped reading after you said two white girls. You know better homie! LOL!! You could fight the ticket but I would be careful doing it since it’s “hunting” season on black men nowadays.

Blow up the police station.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QNFdcgkpYA

There’s always this option: