I just got a Vita-Mix Blender

what should i put in it?

gun powder and a banana

Toast and butter?

In before “your balls”.

Pop rocks, mentos and coke sounds like a good mix.

dammnit valaris

A ham sandwich, a pair of old slippers, six olives from Jordan, and a gigantic pile of cowshit.

One banana, two strawberries and alot of milk.
Oh wait…

pennies…lots of them…

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I still got some of my asian wife’s frozen breast milk…

I want to put that into a blend-tec blender. Will that blend?


“I eat Magic Bullets for breakfast.” :cool:

Breeeeast milk, you made my daaaaayaaaaaay!