I have the best beard on SRK

General Discussion
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Aris doesnt count he grew his beard for the movie WOLFMAN

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:cool: I’ve been told that quiche’s beard is known to make cherubs sing… dood!

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Yo, my homeboys straight up call me Gruff Mcneckly cause I be rocking the illest of neck beards.
I’m also known as G-Neck, gruff daddy, G-gruff and Neckka-What.

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I too, have also heard that Quiche has a legendary beard.

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Question. What kind of bear is best?

That’s a ridiculous question.

False. Black bear.

Chang/SNK for best beard!

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Why is that pic not your avatar?!

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just when you thought it died!

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A lot of FG players have sweet ass beards. I think Josh the Funk Doc’s is pretty epic.

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I wish I could grow a beard. Being half Asian ftl, in that regard. :rofl:

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I can get an ill neck beard, but thats about it

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I haven’t gone past the goatee, since I’ve gotta keep the growth respectable for work.

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I use to think the same thing, but when you keep it well groomed it’s a force to reckon with. People don’t think twice when someone with a well groomed beard speaks.

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You also have the best thread on SRK.

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Looks like a gnome from world of warcraft, lmao

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man this thread is pretty beardcore. respect. nowadays I just roll with the two day stubble, but I do need to try out the buddhist monk plus full beard look at some point.

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:wonder: Speaking of that…
http://www.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=219485&p=8479012&viewfull=1#post8479012

But yeah, you guys with beards are lucky. I’m 29 and can barely grow side burns that can connect to my Goatee. The most i can do beardwise is to look like Evil Spock. I once had a Goatee that was long enough to braid but now I’m clean shaved. Sorry SRK, I have fail you… dood!

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I should have pictures posted by the end of the week.

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Goatees should only be worn by:

  1. 90s Baseball players

  2. Evil twins

  3. Youth ministers. 72% of youth ministers have goatees. Do you really want to be associated with people like that?

4)Douche nozzles

  1. Air Force One hijackers
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pics?

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my facial hair is pure blond, which makes growing a beard an oddity for me (sad, because I love when I do grow it out)

blond beards attract every fucking bit of dirt in a 5 block radius, and any foods that stain require more than just a little splash of water and soap in a restroom to deal with it :frowning:

I would love to grow a freeway beard