How do I keep my gangster image?

Whats goin on SRK? Just thought I’d drop in to ask how you guys stay gangster and look good with the ladies. (wait…you guys are M.O.B. right?) Well, i’m not M.0.B. right now, because I got to get my swag on! You guys share some of your stuff too. K, here it goes…

Clothes:

Today I bought:
-3 pairs of baggy jeans from footlocker
-2 shirts at ecko
-A phat farm jacket
-$90 pair of white Nike sneakers
-Bought some my dougies
-And some bathin apes
-300 dollar chain with my intials on it
-Took out and extra 200 dollars for cash, to show it to the ladies at the bars and clubs

Image:
-Walk and speak like I got a pair
-Anybody that gives me a dirty look as they drive by, I’ll flip em off
-Drive a sports car with kayne west sun glasses
-Wear some ecko colongne
-Axe dark chocolate body spray
-Lift weights everyday after work. Drink alot of whey chocolate milk
-Alot of muscle milk too. Cleared out a gas station of that shit. Bought like 10 of em for 30$ or something I don’t remember
-Take up boxing and Ju-jitsu. Doing good so far.
-wear contact lenses, no glasses.

Makin money hey!
-Quit my job, grow and sell weed or if I can’t, get employed doing so.(I’m still working on this)
-Beat up scrubs for their money
-hustle
-Mouch off of girlfriend, and flirt with other bitches(a part of image too.)

What about you guys, or gals? I’ll update my list when I get some shit cleared up.:smokin:

spend more money

imo

etc, etc

That picture does not apply. THAT troll is obviously doing it for the bitches…obviously.

You’re kinda fuckin’ up. Drop jiu-jitsu. Learn JEW Jitsu. Hundreds of ways to steal money WHILE whippin’ ass, instead of AFTER. (You know, in case you start losing and have to dip on the fight, you’ll at least get the cash) It’s very well-rounded, and has 2 skill-sets. Front skills (head-up fighting), AND Shadow skills (ninja-style assassin shit).

It’s straight GANSTA, learn English.

Sounds like this dude got his welfare check a day early.

Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect your money. DO collect the assrape. Lose a finger or two before you get out. You’ll have all the respect an OG can have.

-Starhammer-

I know, I say gangster instead, i can’t get over my nerdiness. But with the help of you guys, i might…

oh wait.

This!!!

=]

Buy??
Nigga you steal shit.

Footlocker? wtf
Phat farm pants with looney toons jacket nigga

Nike’s??
Too expensive for any sorta gangsta, you gotz to get dem timbs nigga.

Chain with initials?

wrong nigga, you don’t want no other hoods knowing who you is

Took out money? From where? The bank?
HA!
You no black people don’t trust the govt or banks.

Wrong pocket homie.

Saturday night special better take it lightly Ja-Jiyah
A happy time quest to the coast of Key Largo wire-ah
The chain gang keep your ears out for our years
Sippin’ fountain root house of bamboo paradise

suck my dick, that is how you get that street cred my friend…

Netflix Boyz in the Hood, Menace II Society, & Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood …

how to be a gangsta

step one: dont post stupid threads
step two: shut the fuck up
step three repeat

http://shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=128067

Applies to TC as well that had that gun incident with his boy friend.

this nigga buyin jeans at FL? :confused::lol:

if youre gonna buy $90 nikes they betta be the tightest nikes ever, and they betta be AF1s