Hilarious post-'rage' chatlog

A typical day in the life of a video game chat window:

[03:32]

get free bitch:

what a fucking retard ryu

[03:33]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

says the guy withe the x-up jumping monkey routine

aaaand pwned

[03:34]

get free bitch:

say the bitch who dont know how to defend from cross up

gringo bitch

[03:35]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

it’s hard to dp when the input direction keeps swapping

[03:35]

get free bitch:

and spamming with cammy like a pussy hahahaha

you are free

[03:35]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

what spam. I innovate every second how dare you

[03:36]

get free bitch:

you suck bitch

[03:36]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

yeah I heard you the first time

ALSO AFTER LOSING EVERY MATCH VS CAMMY YOU HAVE TO SNUGGLE HER FEET

[03:39]

get free bitch:

hahahaha deal with it, australian bitch

[03:40]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

aus? No i’m not one of the exports, i’m UK

[03:40]

get free bitch:

oh yeah the other australians

of course

[03:41]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

wow now you’ve made me really mad

[03:42]

get free bitch:

wat yo fokin sain m8¿

hahaha you worst english country its fnny

[03:43]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

this whole convo is pretty derp, got any new interesting brain cells you can introduce me to?

[03:44]

get free bitch:

said the cammy scrub hahahaha

[03:44]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

and I thought I had a 1-track mind. you still on about that?

[03:45]

get free bitch:

why you mad bro

hahahaha

i know you australians get mad everytime

[03:45]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

i dunno but they lock me up for it

let me guess you’re in your twentys or thirties. Fourties tops.

[03:48]

get free bitch:

oh so you are a old australian bitch

hahaahahaha

whatever you say boomer

[03:48]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

wtf I was asking YOUR age bonehead!

and I bet it isn’t much, late -BLOOMER.

[03:50]

get free bitch:

wtf m8 oi WaS AsKeN yUr 8 SiLly wAnKa

[03:50]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

this just gets better and better

[03:50]

get free bitch:

WOWOWOWOW

[03:50]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

and y our making this other guy beat me while i type your stupid ass

[03:50]

get free bitch:

calm down australian

dont get mad at me just cuz im funny

it was a joke

[03:51]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

well, you ruined it by admitting it :stuck_out_tongue:

[03:51]

get free bitch:

that you cammy suck ass and you just spam like a bitch?

yeah i admit it

:B

[03:51]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

spam what, your mother?

[03:52]

get free bitch:

no u

c:

[03:54]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

ahn mah country is better than yours, raycist. where is yours, the boondocks?

imma put this chat on my blog

[03:57]

get free bitch:

hahahahaha the girl has a blog

[03:58]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

why thank you sir

[03:58]

get free bitch:

http://littlebitchcammy.com

thats your blog hahahahaha

[03:58]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

that’s the one!

[03:59]

get free bitch:

what a loser hahahaha

[03:59]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

who beat your ass, remember

[04:00]

get free bitch:

hahahahaha a lucky match

[04:00]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

says br ball spam all day. at least you didn’t mash electric

[04:02]

get free bitch:

electric is for pussys

[04:02]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

SO WHY WERE’NT YOU USING IT

[04:03]

get free bitch:

cuz i dont need it, now that cammy spam

DAMN

that is for pussys

[04:03]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

that’s what she does. i didn’t design the character

[04:04]

get free bitch:

but sadly you are using it, pussy

c:

and of course you are scared for another match

[04:04]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

i’m actually in endless with someone

[04:05]

get free bitch:

thats what play cammy like a pussy are for

ok pussy

[04:05]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

well you were entertaining for a bit, but it’s getting a little… spammy, now

[04:06]

get free bitch:

yeah whatever, get rekt bitch

learn to play a better char

[04:06]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

not heard that one either

which one? Juri?

[04:07]

get free bitch:

yep

its better that cammy

[04:07]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

yeah but cammy has better feet

[04:07]

get free bitch:

nah

cammy is all skinny

i prefer chun li

[04:08]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

i wish they actually made her look asian. she almost did in sf5, then they changed her

[04:08]

get free bitch:

marvel vs capcom infinite chun li its the best

[04:08]

cammy feet 4 ∞ life:

will never plya a marvel game, combos are too long

what happens INBETWEEN combos is where the action is