Hi I ask a simple request

WTF. No way this is real. No one is this sad/insane

when was the last time you actually had sex?

get out of here

what if she uses a spoon

or a backscratcher

Insert golfclap.jpg plz.

[LEFT]Cum.[/LEFT]

Damn, I’m not quite that freaky. YET! :wink:

Actually I HAVE been fantasizing about getting shit on by a frantic squirrel hopped up on goat piss. Something about a living creature dropping small stinky turds while twirling around your dick zone gets me rock hard.

wtf is this thread O_o



hmm…Bicep Job sounds interesting…
Must…google…it…

Are you by any chance a BlazBlue player?

pm Fishjie, he is knowledgeable in these things

Will you charge $8.95 for the stream?

When you’re in a bar, and Sweet Caroline comes on, you always have that one guy that screams “BUM BUM BUM!” Sit the fuck down, bro.

lol sup miz

I heard David Sirlin’s Friendster page contains all the info that you need

Have JayJay hook you up with one of her ex-gfs. :coffee:

Wow, you have captured the pure essence of one of my greatest fetishes, I applaud you I now have another piece of art to finish myself off with.

Wow, it’s weird finding people that share some of my interests on a fighting game forum. We can definitely become sex friends, talking about our fetishes and getting off on them unloading ourselves in a circle with other people who share our interest.

Okay, I think this is a little too extreme for my tastes, but I can get acclimated to these things. I also invite you to become one of my friends. Please PM me a location where we can all meat and talk about this.

So I fucked my girl in the ass while wearing her panties on my head and listening to flamenco music. Is that also a fetish?

i couldn’t help but save MCP’s pic of that supa hottie.

saved to my “fap to jap” folder.

Yes good sir it should count under panty fetish. Mizuki, you are aware that there are legitimate fuck buddy websites all over the internet? I would think that that would have been a better place to post your current predicament to hoes that are more than willing to do what you want them to.

I went to friendster first, but sadly, the site is not the same anymore. Where am I going to get my yomi sex buddies now?!

During my birthday last night, there was a cute waitress that served me. While in a drunken state, I asked if she was interested in having sticky white hot shit splashed violently on her back and force her to eat it off, and she gave me a look of disgust. My friends, being really cool egged her on to make this happen. Sadly, this didn’t happen so I had to relieve myself from HeartNana’s picture again. My search still continues.