Hey guys. My fav pornstar is coming to town and she is charging $300/hr

Is this guy for real.

You won’t make it to 30, you aint Magic Johnson son.

Ps: I’m 31, dammit!!!

K you got 2 years to make up for your shit life. Get ready. Set. Go!

looked at his profile and damn this guy is an 03. for shame son, such bad trolling is not befitting an 03er. go dumpster dive some more mista conspiracy.

looked at his profile and damn this guy is an 03. for shame son, such bad trolling is not befitting an 03er. go dumpster dive some more mista conspiracy.

Are you gonna give her a copy of your rap album?

Ok I apologize for trolling. But for the love of god I aint mr conspiracy! lol

I would race you to the finish line but that test shows that you clearly have a head start.

i dunno, two troll threads so soon together, i say at most 3/5

Don’t know about you guys but I would rather pay less for an dumb wannabe porn star slut who is down for whatever I w ant to do to her. But I still want to bang Hitomi Tanaka with you awkward looking forehead, looks likes a DOA character. Pay her to cosplay as fucking Morrigan from Darkstalkers dammit.

assuming all lurking srk members are on the same level as mr “not clean enough to pay money for sex” is just being mean.

Her forehead isn’t big. It’s just that her eyes are 2 feet apart.

I would probably pay for Ashlyn Rae if she came to town.

Stupid '03er.

Signed,
Everybody

I miss join dates

You can’t pull the join date card if you’re a tool. It doesn’t work.

what kind of health test did you fail?

The thought of payin for sex has to be in front of me

Yall be thinkin bout trickin wwaaaaaayyy to hard/much Super combo

Someone “Son Them All” this retard. Jesus Christ.

We past that stage nigga.