Here we go again: SRK GD Awards 2011

Ain’t none of you sorry lot winning anything until you get some Adonis DNA spliced into you.

Motherfucker, they named The Adonis Unit after me (175lb). If I have a son, his middle name is to be Adonis. My swagger makes more waves than the moon.

The hardest I’ve laughed this year on SRK was some random dude with a football helmet for an avatar posted in the “Would you have sex with the person in your avatar” thread with: “I only have a helmet.” I don’t even understand why that made me laugh so hard, but it did.

^_-;

I’ve only known who FlameMammoth33 is for a few hours and he’s already successfully broadcasted a shocking, potentially dangerous level of stupidity throughout the forum.

My only question is, which category do I nominate him for? Dumbest poster? Worst new member? The coveted Genshir0 award?

All three.

Wasn’t Flame Mammoth that shitty boss in Mega Man X that did nothing but charge and hit the wall because he was so easy to avoid?

All three it is.

Dumbest, trolliest, worst new member: FlameMammoth33

Dudes weakness was the Tornado Gun. Guy lost to passing gas. And if you beat Chill Penguin before going to his stage (As you rightfully should by the way) then all the lava in his level if frozen negating 99% of the danger of his stage…Dudes chump change.

Shaft would probably own me, but we should get some nods at Sexual Deviant for getting the Calves/Feet discussion going in The Lounge. :tup:

I dunno where this would go, but I think that I’d put it under Most Owned Poster, since either DarkSamus’s wife owns his account (and by proxy, his balls), or he posted the rebuttal himself.

Updated to this point!

My nomination for
Radiantsilvergun3 as underrated poster needs to be added.

I think he needs a nomination for the “Soon to be Banned” Category. I don’t expect him to last long.

Shaft Agent is gdlk…

Whenever you can explain your fetish, and make that weak nigga shit sound appealing… you win most underrated poster…

Flame Mammoth should get that ‘Most Likely To Commit Suicide’ nomination…

Man, I wish I was still making avs and stick art. =(

So, the Police State thread pretty much sealed me into adding a nom for FlameMammoth33 on the Dumbest Poster category.

I’d do the g3nny award and Worst New Member, but something tells me he’s either Tanner or catchanextrachromosome from last year.

Not to suck anybody’s dick, but with Missing Person running this thingy, I’d say that earns a “best contributor” nom.

(Notwithstanding the fact that he interpreted “natch” as a name, rather than a shortened adverb.)

I’ll retract that and nothing will be withstanding anymore, k?

Do as you will. As long as natch doesn’t get more votes than White Shadow, I’m sound as a pound.

Rsigley should be nominated for person who should post more, who doesn’t miss his epic troll threads?