So I bought the game Prison Architect today on Steam, and I paid extra to name one of the prisoners in everybody’s game, and give a bio on why they’re in prison.
I would like to nominate @RockBogart to be our SRK resident prisoner, in honour of his many many spoilers. Any of you quality writers feel like helping me come up with a good bio?
I am also willing to nominate @Neesa as our resident prisoner, for causing so many thirst related death’s.
Obviously if either of them don’t wanna be in a video game played by hundreds of nobodies, we can come up with another SRK goon to toss in the clink.
Any other suggestions are obviously welcome, as I’m sure Shaft Agent deserves some time for his calf fetish, or @WTF-Akuma-HAX for failing to ever ever make any sense ever with even a single post
In the days he worked as a physician, Dr. Borudoheddo was a generally benign man. However, the mysterious death of one of his patients deeply traumatized him and severely weakened his grip on sanity. With his morals and good nature lost to madness, he became a violent murderer.
I dont know how long the Bio needs to be but here ya go. Making this in like 10 minutes.
“In his days as a young lad, RockBogart liked to watch TV. So much TV in fact, that it was all he could talk about. The latest episodes of every show, the day after they aired. Day after day, RockBogart went about town talking about all of his favorite shows going into explicit detail with no restraint. At his work, on the bus, in the store, and even the Library. It made no difference to him. The people in his town started to snap, one by one, having their main means of entertainment eternally ruined by RockB, for they could not keep up constantly on the shows. Every one who snapped would go on rampages of killing, raping, and pillaging until put down by police, all while RockBogart was blissfully oblivious to what he was doing. After many years of investigation, the police tracked all these causes to this sole prisoner. RockBogart. He has been convicted of no crimes, as a matter of fact. He has been federally recognized as a threat to human sanity, and been imprisoned as a precaution.”
lol I think it needs to be shorter than that. But I like your ideas.
I was thinking something for him like “A collector of rare knowledge and trivia and chicken skins, Rock was imprisoned to avoid him spoiling the meaning of life for the rest of us.”
Gotta think of a first/last/nick name too, I don’t think he wants me using his real name
