Help Avoiding Breaking a Woman's Heart

[SWBeta]

Straight white bitch status as usual…

Shut that shit up, nigga. That dumb shit is like you and brony horse fucking shit. Annoying as fuck

[angelpalm]

Man this animal outta control, better step back folks.

[Raz0r]

I’m gonna lose my mind when I finally get proof that Tekno is black.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Tekno looks like B Tier Bipson if he actually did some pushups

CONFIRMED

(havent seen someone think he’s black since angelpalm called him a weird ass black dude for posting all those chinese folk musics)

[angelpalm]

Tekno looks like B Tier Bipson if he actually did some pushups

CONFIRMED

(havent seen someone think he’s black since angelpalm called him a weird ass black dude for posting all those chinese folk musics)

Yeah tekno your average salary man on steroids.

[Travis2310]

starts speaking in a gravely trailer voice

In a world, where a brother can’t take a hint…

In a world, where an otaku took his love of japan too far…

From the producers of the twilight saga and sword art online come a story about Travis Mac, a Floridian otaku who gets mixed up with Chi, an oriental MILF of three. After agreeing to go to didney world with her, he accidentally seduces her with his fabled mac and cheese recipe. The tension between them quickly turns sexual as he pollinates the cherry blossom in his bed. Now Chi wants some commitment, and Travis Mac goes from being the suducer to the suducee. Travis Mac places the fate of his future in the hands of SRK. Will he turn into a beta male, or a playah? Find out early 2017 in…

MAC N’ CHI

Rated R for strong language, sexual themes, and substance abuse.

YOOOOOO LMAO

You are fucking brilliant.

I love SRK

[Travis2310]

http://www.menworld.org/uploads/allimg/150823/1-150R3231427.jpg

OP, get her pregnant. Japan has a declining population and the government has subsidies to help raise children.

She can’t get pregnant anymore. Something about having a C-section for her last kid or something (I was too sleepy when she was explaining it)

[Travis2310]

@swbeta common now behave yourself.

Facts.

He is thinking about taking her to Disney World. Telltale signs of severe mental illness.

Bitch has 3 kids the same age of the OP, probably all practioners of karaoke or whatever MMA.

She had bad eye sight and is an introvert, OP got her in the sack on 2nd kinda date. Shes either a victim of rape or Stockholm syndrome by this point. Or he is, complains alot about his feels.

Shes old and studying for an advanced degree outside of her country, obvious Yakuza setup. Ive seen this kinda thing before in 89, cops still trying to identify the bodies.

OP enjoys spending a hella lot of time around this chick outside of sex. Insecure enough about the size of his piece to mention several year gap in relationships.

The dude needs help, we may just save this mans life.

@Travis2310 please confirm caucasian status, I dont really wanna be wasting my time here. :tup:

I’m black, believe it or not.

But more like a “Carlton Banks” black, not a “Chief Keef” black

[Dangerous_J]

http://www.menworld.org/uploads/allimg/150823/1-150R3231427.jpg

OP, get her pregnant. Japan has a declining population and the government has subsidies to help raise children.

She can’t get pregnant anymore. Something about having a C-section for her last kid or something (I was too sleepy when she was explaining it)

Unless she got a hysterectomy(Uterus removed) or Tubal Ligation (tubes tied), getting a c-section doesnt mean she cant get pregnant again.

[NinetiesArcade]

starts speaking in a gravely trailer voice

In a world, where a brother can’t take a hint…

In a world, where an otaku took his love of japan too far…

From the producers of the twilight saga and sword art online come a story about Travis Mac, a Floridian otaku who gets mixed up with Chi, an oriental MILF of three. After agreeing to go to didney world with her, he accidentally seduces her with his fabled mac and cheese recipe. The tension between them quickly turns sexual as he pollinates the cherry blossom in his bed. Now Chi wants some commitment, and Travis Mac goes from being the suducer to the suducee. Travis Mac places the fate of his future in the hands of SRK. Will he turn into a beta male, or a playah? Find out early 2017 in…

MAC N’ CHI

Rated R for strong language, sexual themes, and substance abuse.

Bruh…

Everything sounded good until older woman with 3 kids.
You fucked up.

Actually, what in the fuck is she studying? 3 kids and still going to school?
Maybe this is why the Japanese are just not bothering anymore and watching anime.

I feel ya breh. Niggas just don’t understand the Struggle.

:lol:

[angelpalm]

@swbeta common now behave yourself.

Facts.

He is thinking about taking her to Disney World. Telltale signs of severe mental illness.

Bitch has 3 kids the same age of the OP, probably all practioners of karaoke or whatever MMA.

She had bad eye sight and is an introvert, OP got her in the sack on 2nd kinda date. Shes either a victim of rape or Stockholm syndrome by this point. Or he is, complains alot about his feels.

Shes old and studying for an advanced degree outside of her country, obvious Yakuza setup. Ive seen this kinda thing before in 89, cops still trying to identify the bodies.

OP enjoys spending a hella lot of time around this chick outside of sex. Insecure enough about the size of his piece to mention several year gap in relationships.

The dude needs help, we may just save this mans life.

@Travis2310 please confirm caucasian status, I dont really wanna be wasting my time here. :tup:

I’m black, believe it or not.

But more like a “Carlton Banks” black, not a “Chief Keef” black

You are into single unmarried japanese mothers…of course you are black…no actual person of asian decent would tap that. And japanese ladies unlike other asians seem to have a thing for that dark meat. Probably because they are all sloots that barely get any action and feel like they need to go for that extreme unrelenting and sadistic penetration that only us brothas can provide.

[Travis2310]

http://www.menworld.org/uploads/allimg/150823/1-150R3231427.jpg

OP, get her pregnant. Japan has a declining population and the government has subsidies to help raise children.

She can’t get pregnant anymore. Something about having a C-section for her last kid or something (I was too sleepy when she was explaining it)

Unless she got a hysterectomy(Uterus removed) or Tubal Ligation (tubes tied), getting a c-section doesnt mean she cant get pregnant again.

I’ve been using protection anyway regardless.

Don’t want to be a beta

[Pertho]

**
She can’t get pregnant anymore. **Something about having a C-section for her last kid or something (I was too sleepy when she was explaining it)

Must be tough on you, man. All that nigga programming desperately trying to get her pregnant so you can send her back to Otakuland as a single mother. Now you’ll never make it to Maury.

I’m sorry for your loss.

[Tekno_Virus]

I don’t think she can get pregnant soon after a c-section because there are some tissue that gets loosened up from being slashed apart and having your organs taken out of you and out back in.

Just tell her to do TVA exercises, sit-ups, stiff leg deadlifts, planks, and most importantly kegel exercises.

[Tekno_Virus]

@swbeta common now behave yourself.

Facts.

He is thinking about taking her to Disney World. Telltale signs of severe mental illness.

Bitch has 3 kids the same age of the OP, probably all practioners of karaoke or whatever MMA.

She had bad eye sight and is an introvert, OP got her in the sack on 2nd kinda date. Shes either a victim of rape or Stockholm syndrome by this point. Or he is, complains alot about his feels.

Shes old and studying for an advanced degree outside of her country, obvious Yakuza setup. Ive seen this kinda thing before in 89, cops still trying to identify the bodies.

OP enjoys spending a hella lot of time around this chick outside of sex. Insecure enough about the size of his piece to mention several year gap in relationships.

The dude needs help, we may just save this mans life.

@Travis2310 please confirm caucasian status, I dont really wanna be wasting my time here. :tup:

I’m black, believe it or not.

But more like a “Carlton Banks” black, not a “Chief Keef” black

You are into single unmarried japanese mothers…of course you are black…no actual person of asian decent would tap that. And japanese ladies unlike other asians seem to have a thing for that dark meat. Probably because they are all sloots that barely get any action and feel like they need to go for that extreme unrelenting and sadistic penetration that only us brothas can provide.

I was reading an interview from Kasumi Kaho and she said she liked the dark meat because of the smell. She said it smelled beastly.

[Bomberman3000]

Dude, just give her the beneficial friends treatment, and if she doesn’t get what that means, explain it.
If she’s not down, then you lost nothing, but if she is, go on and keep smashing until she has to go back.

Spoiler

If she made up the part about not being able to have kids again and winds up pregnant by the time she does go back, tell her it’s a going-away present. :devil:

[crucades]

I’m black, believe it or not.

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20141011/rs_500x205-141111110719-tumblr_inline_n6zfifb7EU1roqajj.gif

Then keep up with the relationship my friend, you are doing gods work.

[Travis2310]

I’m black, believe it or not.

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20141011/rs_500x205-141111110719-tumblr_inline_n6zfifb7EU1roqajj.gif

Then keep up with the relationship my friend, you are doing gods work.

You have become my favorite savage on SRK lmao

[Pablo_the_Mex]

http://www.menworld.org/uploads/allimg/150823/1-150R3231427.jpg

OP, get her pregnant. Japan has a declining population and the government has subsidies to help raise children.

She can’t get pregnant anymore. Something about having a C-section for her last kid or something (I was too sleepy when she was explaining it)

Unless she got a hysterectomy(Uterus removed) or Tubal Ligation (tubes tied), getting a c-section doesnt mean she cant get pregnant again.

I’ve been using protection anyway regardless.

Don’t want to be a beta

NO CONDOMS.

Beat that shit up RAW.

[Missing_Person]

Your big flaw was letting her stay there when you had no feelings for her otherwise. Japanese women tend to move warp speed on any signal that Senpai noticed her.

I don’t care what type of MILF she is, Japanese women go loco once they even think they’re going to see the cack. Right now, there’s no way you’re going to be able to let her down without breaking her heart.

And you know this because they are shooting a Peewee’s big adventure in Tokyo or something?

You’d know this by my big white cock being surrounded in Akihabara.