Hell's Kitchen Season 9: YOU STUPID COW!

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It’s his kitchen! And one of them will become head chef for one of his restaurants

I do agree it does get quite dumb. UK have started airing the US show, so I’m tempted to starting watching both.

shrugs

So he’ll get punched in his own kitchen?

He’d get one time to scream at me and throw a plate of food i made on the floor or something. Executive Chef’s turn into bitter tyrants, they hardly cook at that point all they do is paperwork while they mosey around the kitchen doing their haters gon hate walk. They’re all egotistical assholes. Theres some guy on here that owns his own restaurant, made me stop posting in the cooking thread because the obnoxious cunt wanted to argue that I didnt know what “REAL” foie gras was. He kept referring to it as “foie” like some yuppie. Gimme a break.

Glad I’m into person chef/catering. I dont have time to be someone elses fuck boy.

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It’s pointless to point out the undeniable fact that this is different from most real kitchens. It’s a Fox reality program people! Of course shit isn’t accurate!

So yeah… pretty boring season isn’t it?

I actually like it so far. Im rooting for Elise since everyone hates her. Also, she is fucking hot. I thought she was cute before I saw her with her chef clothes off and fuuuckkkkk… her body is banging. Would penetrate.

Damnit did anyone see the Master Chef finale, wtf man :bluu:

damn i missed the master chef finale what happened?

spoil away pls

Master Chef Finale

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Adrien vs Jennifer.

Jennifer has made some of the most boring meals in the competition and the finale was no exception. Adrien was really amazing, he managed to produce some of the most visually amazing courses I’ve seen the entire season, everything the judges said made it seem like they enjoyed his food more than Jennifer’s, even the fellow contestant all said Adrien will win. But somehow they still awarded her Master Chef.

You can watch the episode on youtube
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Yeah I have to admit I’m pretty bummed about that finale.

So I started rewatching season 1 during my overnights at work. Seems like some people could kind of cook way back then.

Wow…so Elise got the black Jacket.
Ummm…no.

Oh well…I don’t see her making the finale.

It’s practically a given that Will is going to be on the top 2…may even take the whole thing.

Yeh, it’s so ridiculous. It’s not as if she is a different person in the kitchen, why and how is she still in this. Oh jeez and the crying…

I’m calling Will and Paul (I think that’s his name) for the final two. Elise getting a black jacket is still mind blowing to me.

Basically, she is just in for ratings for sure.

Ive thought Will was going to win since week 2 or 3. They usually cast 1 or 2 who can actually cook and then the rest are there just to pull in ratings. So you can usually tell who is going to win pretty quick.

The returning chef competition was actually an interesting idea.

BUT A SECOND CHANCE!? FOR REAL!?

Hahaha Whoopie how I missed you!

I’m telling you guys, Elise is winning this. That scripted-ass backstab at elimination is part of destiny.

Bitch is the better cook when she can’t cook salmon right-side up. Right.

Paul talking about “if” he’s being played. “IF”.

Well actually

Spoiler

Ramsay said outright on Twitter that she doesn’t win. Probably because so many people were spamming him complaining how much of a bitch she is.