Hello, I'm Mother/EB, New to Shoryuken!

I really want to know how a 20 year old was playing stuff like MK1 and Clay Fighter.

My question is why?
I mean both these games suck.
And then he’s like “I played 2 games of SF2 Hyper Fighting, I guess I main Ken.”

Like honestly you got Hyper Fighting and play shit like Clay Fighter, Primal Rage and MK1?
Come on…

Hey now I will money match you in Paws of Fury.

What’s wrong with Primal Rage and Clayfighter? Primal Rage imo has a much more convenient control for special moves and fatalities too. There was even an appreciation thread for it on this site. Fighters should take lessons from that game. And Clayfighter you have a family friendly, quirky and charming fighter that’s just as fun as any of the others. For Mortal Kombat I bet you think it sucks just because there was no blood and/or because the cpus were easier. All I have to say to that is I’d hate to see you as a game reviewer. I’m looking at these fighting franchises as how good of games they are, not what they lack in the traditional fighting game department.

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REPORTING IN!

were poo and ness already taken?

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nowadays it is mostly ok if you don’t have a mostly original name, but come on man. who the fuck uses the name of a game as their handle?

i’m not sure if I should enter my next tournament as “starcraft: brood war” or “final fantasy mystic quest”

You should enter as Candy Crush Saga and play as Urien only. Hopefully he’ll still have different colors that change his skin tone to a nice candy red or green or something.

I’m pretty new to SRK but I just started posting, didn’t say a word about being new or anything.

Lol WTF? is this supposed to be Maximillian Dood?

09ers suck ass kthx bye

Not really. It depends on which 09er you are talking about. You got to keep it in context, man, and not be absolute in your perspective of what an 09er is. They are not all shitty. Some are good or really good and bad ass.

SRK Resident Fattie in attendance!

What the fuck is this thread?

I need to be more careful with my words, apparently being homophobic is bad.

YOU JUST SAID THE THING YOU SAID YOU DIDN’T SAY.

the king approves

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welcome to SRK :grin: :flushed: