Hello, I'm Mother/EB, New to Shoryuken!

[RagingStormX]

Classic SRK welcoming party beat me here I see.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

OP you should really check out Brutal: Paws of Fury, Criticom, and Cosmic Carnage. Right up there with the other games you like :tup:

When I grow up and get some bonestorm money

We’re doing this boyyyy howdy. THE ULTIMATE? We gotta get on that.

[Vynce]

Battle Beast was such shit. Ah memories

[BB_Hoody]

Welcome to SRK new guy. You gone learn! You gone learn today!

[Jion_Wansu]

How many “I am new to SRK” threads are there now…

[CHIEfy]

@MotherEB

Hey man. You should try Smash Bros. Melee. Ness isn’t very good in it but if you play competitive it’s the best fighting game out there.

I have Smash for WiiU, but I mostly play that in person with friends.

[AlphaCommando]

Little do the OP’s of these threads know that all they’re essentially doing is this:

[Wasted]

Reminder that one of us has to be Maude and die, since the noobs will move out of the way. It won’t be me.

[TheFreshPrince]

Looks like one of those asian bot threads where they don’t understand what the fuck a pronoun or plural is.

[AlphaCommando]

Reminder that one of us has to be Maude and die, since the noobs will move out of the way. It won’t be me.

Well it has to be someone annoying and religious.

@Volkan

[MotherEB]

@MotherEB

Hey man. You should try Smash Bros. Melee. Ness isn’t very good in it but if you play competitive it’s the best fighting game out there.

I have Smash for WiiU, but I mostly play that in person with friends.

I haveMelee and all the Smash games. I don’t really like it tbh. The movement in the game just feels like it’s in the wrong place. I like Smash for it’s non-speedy elements. If I wanna challenge my reaction time, I’ll go to the old Mortal Kombat and Primal Rage.

WHOA THIS GUY LIKES EARTHBOUND?!?!? HE MUST BE COOL.

The world needs to love the series.

@MotherEB Welcome & enjoy your stay! Are you a fan of Anime & Manga?

I usually just watch anime get played out, I don’t really care for the manga. The anime I watch right now is Naruto and Dragon Ball series. I do love other anime, but I wanna focus on a few at a time, i.e. Panty & Stocking with Garterbait. I’m also a fan of the old great cartoons, from Kappa Mikey to Courage to My Life As A Teenage Robot to Family Guy.

Man why did this dude tell us his ASL on this site. @MotherEB If you were looking for black cock this is the wrong place unless you are a tranny.

I added that part because the first responder to the thread called me a girl.

[Omegamarth]

Man, none of those cartoons are old, or great. I mean, Family guy is still on the air on like 3 channels.

Don’t knock the new KI. That game is legit. They got Ken Lobb, Kiets, and the guy who made weaponlord on the dev team. Also we’re getting a Battletoad this year. Old KI is a relic of it’s time: Fun, but doesn’t play very well. It’s too easy to just block everything and sit on your life lead. That game would be a lot better with grabs.

Why don’t we have a “introductions: Prove to us you know nothing about internet forum etiquette or fighting games so we can laugh at you” section yet?

[Volkan]

Reminder that one of us has to be Maude and die, since the noobs will move out of the way. It won’t be me.

Well it has to be someone annoying and religious.

@Volkan

Aww, you little fucking atheist that is offended and angered and probably a bit saddened by my mere imaginary presence on the internet. I bet you are also offended by my forever fluid belief system which is not a dogmatic religion at all that is stuck. What that means is that I have no religion at all. The only thing I truly believe in is the one Almighty God which is the entire Universe or of all of Existence or Reality itself. You know what means? That means I am God. Are you a white boy or at least partly white?

[AlphaCommando]

Reminder that one of us has to be Maude and die, since the noobs will move out of the way. It won’t be me.

Well it has to be someone annoying and religious.

@Volkan

Aww, you little fucking atheist that is offended and angered and probably a bit saddened by my mere imaginary presence on the internet. I bet you are also offended by my forever fluid belief system which is not a dogmatic religion at all that is stuck. What that means is that I have no religion at all. The only thing I truly believe in is the one Almighty God which is the entire Universe or of all of Existence or Reality itself. You know what means? That means I am God. Are you a white boy or at least partly white?

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessings. But because I am enlightened by my intelligence.

[MotherEB]

Man, none of those cartoons are old, or great. I mean, Family guy is still on the air on like 3 channels.

Don’t knock the new KI. That game is legit. They got Ken Lobb, Kiets, and the guy who made weaponlord on the dev team. Also we’re getting a Battletoad this year. Old KI is a relic of it’s time: Fun, but doesn’t play very well. It’s too easy to just block everything and sit on your life lead. That game would be a lot better with grabs.

Why don’t we have a “introductions: Prove to us you know nothing about internet forum etiquette or fighting games so we can laugh at you” section yet?

I was just giving examples. Family Guy I just threw in because I was giving examples as different as possible.

[Volkan]

Reminder that one of us has to be Maude and die, since the noobs will move out of the way. It won’t be me.

Well it has to be someone annoying and religious.

@Volkan

Aww, you little fucking atheist that is offended and angered and probably a bit saddened by my mere imaginary presence on the internet. I bet you are also offended by my forever fluid belief system which is not a dogmatic religion at all that is stuck. What that means is that I have no religion at all. The only thing I truly believe in is the one Almighty God which is the entire Universe or of all of Existence or Reality itself. You know what means? That means I am God. Are you a white boy or at least partly white?

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessings. But because I am enlightened by my intelligence.

Oh, I see. I am glad you feel good. I’m glad you feel uplifted by your own mental power. I agree, all god’s are false since there are no separate individual deities. I only believe in The One Infinite Creator who created all of existence. Are you a Buddhist by any chance?

You are one of those people who value logical thinking over feeling emotions. Do you believe you are just a bag of meat and bones? Do you admire Spock from Star Trek? Do you believe that when you die you will cease to exist? True intelligence which will lead to true enlightenment is combining and balancing thoughts and emotions. When you do this, it will lead to Self Realization of the Absolute of Reality.

[AlphaCommando]

Reminder that one of us has to be Maude and die, since the noobs will move out of the way. It won’t be me.

Well it has to be someone annoying and religious.

@Volkan

Aww, you little fucking atheist that is offended and angered and probably a bit saddened by my mere imaginary presence on the internet. I bet you are also offended by my forever fluid belief system which is not a dogmatic religion at all that is stuck. What that means is that I have no religion at all. The only thing I truly believe in is the one Almighty God which is the entire Universe or of all of Existence or Reality itself. You know what means? That means I am God. Are you a white boy or at least partly white?

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessings. But because I am enlightened by my intelligence.

Oh, I see. I am glad you feel good. I’m glad you feel uplifted by your own mental power. I agree, all god’s are false since there are no separate individual deities. I only believe in The One Infinite Creator who created all of existence. Are you a Buddhist by any chance?

You are one of those people who value logical thinking over feeling emotions. Do you believe you are just a bag of meat and bones? Do you admire Spock from Star Trek? Do you believe that when you die you will cease to exist? True intelligence which will lead to true enlightenment is combining and balancing thoughts and emotions. When you do this, it will lead to Self Realization of the Absolute of Reality.

I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

[Volkan]

Reminder that one of us has to be Maude and die, since the noobs will move out of the way. It won’t be me.

Well it has to be someone annoying and religious.

@Volkan

Aww, you little fucking atheist that is offended and angered and probably a bit saddened by my mere imaginary presence on the internet. I bet you are also offended by my forever fluid belief system which is not a dogmatic religion at all that is stuck. What that means is that I have no religion at all. The only thing I truly believe in is the one Almighty God which is the entire Universe or of all of Existence or Reality itself. You know what means? That means I am God. Are you a white boy or at least partly white?

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessings. But because I am enlightened by my intelligence.

Oh, I see. I am glad you feel good. I’m glad you feel uplifted by your own mental power. I agree, all god’s are false since there are no separate individual deities. I only believe in The One Infinite Creator who created all of existence. Are you a Buddhist by any chance?

You are one of those people who value logical thinking over feeling emotions. Do you believe you are just a bag of meat and bones? Do you admire Spock from Star Trek? Do you believe that when you die you will cease to exist? True intelligence which will lead to true enlightenment is combining and balancing thoughts and emotions. When you do this, it will lead to Self Realization of the Absolute of Reality.

I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

Oh, yeah? If you really value your intelligence you must also get in touch with your emotions. Scientific or logical facts don’t mean shit without emotional content. Books don’t matter at all when it comes to enlightenment.

[NickRocks]

Im so happy this turned into a Volkan thread

This is probably the only time ill ever say this in my life

[Zatalcon]

meh. the “Hi i’m new threads” got weak ever since 2013.