Pineapple on pizza may taste good to some, but it’s blasphemy. You put tons of pepperoni and different meats on pizza, not some fruity ass shit like pineapple.
Normal soggy pineapple that ruined a potentially great pizza. I should of been more grammatically correct; you should take a runny dump ON the monstrosity to complete it.
Pepperoni and olives is my go-to when I only choose two toppings.
Sounds like you had rotten pineapple…
Sounds like the pineapple made the pizza rotten
Hawaiian is one of those pizza types I don’t mind a slice of but I wouldn’t want it to be the only kind I was going to eat.
(I’m not sure what the sadder thing about this thread is, thrust: that you managed to fuck up the poll option or that you made it at all. Also, no, I can’t edit in the poll option for you; I’d have to make an entirely different thread.)
That said, “yay”, I guess.
“Hawaiian” pizza sounds weird just from a description, and I can definitely understand how some people might not like it, but for the most part, the pizzas I’ve had with pineapple on them have been more than decent. It’s hardly my preferred topping, especially since I basically gave up on pizza a couple of years ago after being “forced” to buy and eat it rather constantly over the years for like eight years, but pineapple is passable to me.
I’d rather just drink pineapple juice or eat the pineapple by itself though. Shrug.
All of you anti-Hawaiian pizza folks will be culled during my revolution.
Finally a poll worthy thread and you didn’t add a poll!?
Can’t take a furry like you seriously when you talk about fruity shit. Gtfoh
Pizza with a wide range of toppings is the best pizza.
Hawaiian pizza is fucking great. Add jalapeno or peppercinnis and we in there.
I have a heart condition so I don’t eat fatty or greasy foods really. I’m not going to eat a thin slice of meat made of almost nothing but both.
And olives just taste gross.
Then you might want to consider not eating pizza at all, especially if you’re fine with pretty much any kind.
Pineapple is great. Pizza is great. The result of this culinary fusion dance is terrible. I don’t feel that pineapple compliments the pizza at all.
pineapple on pizza has never worked for me personally.
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Legit pizza isn’t all too greasy if at all. Probably one of the more healthier popular foods if made well as long as you’re not buying it from a chain that turns it into a oil waterfall in every god damn slice.
Hell probably the olive oil that’s made with the pizza might help out your condition.
Also as someone from Hawaii, we didn’t make that shit. Hawaiian pizza is some Canadian contraption.
True story: pizza from Italy sucks. It isn’t even recognizable.
USA pizza for life.
I have not tried anchovies, but the people that say it’s too salty…what else are you putting on with it? Hopefully not the other typical toppings that also add to that salty taste. But hey, what do I know of its pairings? I haven’t eaten it yet.
You could say the same thing about fucking hamburgers, or any popular food “if made well”. The cheese on pizza alone has a lot of saturated fats. But damn that shit is good!
Couldn’t figure out how to add a poll 
Don’t forget a lot of places have that halal pepperoni now…