Hardbody F.C. - Why are you so Free? Edition 9/17 7PM-All Day son

Dan #1, why ya ducking me on those McGangbang matches? Dawg! Chu be duck’n me like Airthrow ducks white girls. Like dann ducks women. Like Pabloz ducks Kuenai. Like Kuenai ducks trade completions.

“Thou shall not duck on free white girls.”

That is commandment number fucking 1 in the church Hardbody. Come see me.

I will come see you ALL.DAY about this very issue.

Meet me en el barrio.

The fuck would you know about the barrio. Just because you can’t speak proper English doesn’t make you hard. We bout it, bout it.

You already know how and where I live cuz, come see me dog. Please believe you need to get on that cocaina tip. Only the finest.

Is this going down this week? If Dan #1 holding a session? What time? What day? Inquiring minds want to know. Plus, I need to get a hold of Brian and dann to work out carpooling details.

Tuesday or wednesday seems to be the day for me, whichever day Pablo’s isn’t on. I can go either way if he’s not having one this week, it depends on who wants to show up on what day.

I’d prefer wednesday a bit though, I need to clean again.

Time wise, I’d be ok for anytime after 4 or so. We’d have to end or slow down around eleven I think because the neighbors have a baby, but they’re hella cool.

Fuck, I need to be present at Georgetown for port of Seattle presentation. I think the shit ends at 8:30pm this tuesday. Probably a no go for this week.

Keith, come on down friday with the rest of the crew. Although this time with less beer consumed and or sexual fantasies revealed.

PS
If you know a blonde hair, blue eyed female that is a legit racist and owns an SS outfit please give her my number. If she can throw a punch, even better. Knowing German is a plus as I would like her to read select passages from Mein Kampf as she beats me. Thanks.

Ugh, Fridays nights are hard to spare. They’re usually reserved for being tied up and beaten by blondes wearing Nazi officer’s uniforms. Depends on whether Jamie gets my MAS case to Paul, and whether Paul can bring it to Preppy’s, and whether Blake will be there so that I can hand it off to him to make a current-gen stick.

Man, I felt really ill last time. I had like 18 cervezas in me, and we went to Memo’s twice within 6 hours. Binge consumption isn’t really a problem, but then we went to that park by your place to chuck the futball around, and that felt no bueno. Then, we went to Top Pot. So, in a 12 hours span, I had from Memo’s a chicken burrito, washington burrito, carnitas burrito, 1/2 bean/cheese burrito (split with Brian), 1/2 super nachos (dann bummed the other half), a couple of bunuelos, honey green tea with boba from Pochi’s, ~18 cheap beers at your place, Bavarian creme and apple fritter from Top Pot.

But I shouldn’t have to tell you this, you were there with us the whole time. Just passed out in the car. I remember the 2nd time we went to Memo’s, Brian and I asked whether you wanted anything, you asked, “How was Zach’s?” We were like, “It was okay, you had a great time.”

So, Dan #1, what night is your shindig going down? Set a start time, and I’ll get a hold of Brian. I can be responsible for the Marvel setup. Brian and dann both play Rock Band and Guitar Hero a fair amount, so they’ll certainly throw down on that. McGangbang matches, we bout it. Plz Blv.

Lastly, I know a fair number of blonde hair, blue eyed females. But all of those who are legit racists that I personally know are south of the Mason-Dixon. The only true racist bitch I know in Seattle would be dann. But that’s not completely fair, as he’s not THAT racist.

Yeah, Wednesday seems like the day now. I’ll make a thread for it or something. I think Grant should be able to come, although I haven’t talked to him.

I’ll also bug Chris and Jae about it this week. Hopefully we get a decent enough turnout to have some good throw downs.

I heard that Jae plays Marvel. Or rather, he used to play Marvel before he grew up and became responsible. Always a rarity when I find someone that I have a chance at beating. He claims that he remembered me from 2001 when I went to UW. I also heard that he’s a lively drunk, much like Pablo. We should get those two sauced and make them compete on the two setups for Rock Band simultaneously. Ah, eardrums, you will be missed.

So is Wednesday after 4PM set in stone? If so, I’ll give Brian a call.

Different Jae. This Jae isn’t grown up yet and is still at UW.

Wasn’t pablo drunk the first time I met him?

Yes, the date and time are set now. Its just up to homies to show up.

Oh shit guys were throwing the football around? I’m always down to toss the pigskin.

You guys are talking about ‘old’ Jie, ‘fish jie,’ hereby known as 'Jie.'
As opposed to Jae.

Me and Jie go way back. Believe it or not.

I am also a lively drunk. Believe it or not.

Yes, time to hold it down with some Marvel.

Yessss, back to back marvel/SFIV nights this week.

Hardbodycore, or something along those lines.

Dan #1 is holding a session on Wednesday, and Pablo’s falls on Tuesday night, right? If so, I’ll give Brian a call and see what’s up. I think he was actually considering sitting out this week. That might also throw my attendance into doubt. I got my McChong match out of the way last week, I think my life might just be complete.

Well, if people want only one night this week, its all good. Its not like I couldn’t use the time to study and stuff. I guess it just depends on how many people want to show up to my place this week.

Enough thread derailment, MAHVEL!

I wish I could get some SFIV in face-to-face before tournament time…and I always do enjoy watching a bit of marvel too. I have tuesday off, hmmmm…

I had to re-agree to some rules? I actually didn’t read them all, but I guess thread de-railment can result in a BAN. <duck>

So, back on topic:
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Edit: Blink tag doesn’t work…?