Happy Birthday Shaft Agent!

Im sorry I didn’t make this earlier, but there is still time to rectify this error.

Happy Birthday to our resident Munitions expert and Calf expert!

Shaft has brass balls too!

The rest of you please post wondrous calves since I am nowhere qualified…

Am I doing it right? :wonder:

Happy birthday, ya filthy animal!

Happy Birthday…

Those calves right?

“He doesn’t have calves, he has cows”

Remarks about Quentin Richardson’s build in a magazine article back when he was on the Clippers, and was a jumpman.

Birthday cake girl pops out, 1st row of search results!

But stolen for/from pinterest hard to trackback

Spoiler

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other pics, less impressive.

Chinese photo trickery

Chinese bath shoppery

https://i.imgur.com/oGoflIj.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/zeVkaXx.jpg

Chinese size but no definition calves.

In less than 4 clicks.

Starting from the ‘no booty meatery’

Dammit, Geese… I wanted to use that old-ass joke!

Happy Birthday to the Doctor of Calfology…

I now check all broads’ calves for proper symmetry and shape without heel assist.

Who?

dicc detective…thats who00oo

Happy bertday calfsenpai

Happy Calfday, Mr. Agent.

Happy Birthday Calf Agent

You really need to work on some new material.

Happy Birthday @Neesa

Oh yeh happy bday Shaft may the skirts stay short and the heels high

Happy Birthday, still dunno what a “good” calf is though.

But you
’duno’
lots of things… and he brought the charts out again the other day. :tup:

Happy Bday Shaft Agent, may Bert never not be shocked at SRK posts.

Happy birthday man !

Happy Birthday Shaft!

Good looks, J

Happy belated birthday again, Shaft!