Apparently you get a Birthday once a year, what a bizarre notion.
To Pertho
May your annual celebration of your spawning be a prosperous one
Cant even get a nice new clean one. Type of dudes to reuse giftbags.
Fuck you and your birthday.
Yeah I am the kind of dude that would reuse a gift bag
I thought you were white, not Asian though.
I used a old Bed Bath and Beyond Gift bag to give my father a new Laptop for his birthday last month.
Trust me my family is white as it gets, we just got some thrifty habits. We reuse gift bags and even plastic shopping bags.
My father jerry-riggs most of the things he repairs (sometimes too often).
My childhood was downright ghetto, as I am the first of my family born in the United States.
You must embrace your role as the giver of commands. You must keep those beneath you in their place at all times, for their own good and the good of the household. They might cry and complain, but their souls will thank you. They will love you for helping them be what God intended.
never forget, pertho. happy bday man
Gratz man.
Don’t forget to ban MrWiz and Preppy for the day 
Happy Birthday to the last cool mod still active.
Look after Diaper the Rapper.
Happy birthday Perthothecles. I was going to post a picture, but apparently the image thing isn’t working for me today so just click this link. It’s worth it I promise.
LOL No joke, one of my best friend’s gave me my first butterfly knife to help with my fidgeting. 
Pretty chill mod and overall cool dude.
Happy B-day, Pertho! Enjoy your day.
Romper Rooms are the thing of the day
Pertho’s Birthday did this.
The fighting game that comes out today has Batman huh? Well Conan O Brien had an act on called Chicano Batman! ( looks up word and it has nothing to do with Puerto Rico but only Mexicans )
Ok how about that time Superman was slapped down by Captain Marvel and they drew a fade on him and I called him Puerto Rican Superman!
Happy birthday! I hope you get cake and that it is excellent.
You sonuva!
Happy birthday sir.
I’m sorry Injustice 2 had to release on this special day. :sad:
Have a good one Pertho!
happy-happy birthday Pertho La Anguila, Pertho La Anguila, Pertho La Anguila
Happy birthday to the one of the realist mods still putting up with us fuck nuts.
Happy Birthmas bro.
It’s people like you who stand between us and our inevitable bot overlords.