Hope you get to “DP on stick” with some NYC hoes tonight!
Everyone please make as many cooking or short jokes as you can!
Happy B-Day you dense motherfucker!
Well, I’m short on time, but Happy Birthday to SRK’s resident oompah loompah.
And that’s no small feat.
Oh shit, it’s Zoo’s birthday? Happy Birthday, bro!
Happy Birthday, Zoo and my favourite female poster Blindknagg.
Why does zoo get a bday thread?
Happy Birthday Zoolander!
Just remember not to party too hard with your homies.
Happy birthday!
Drink some good beer and dont cook for yourself…
Happy birthday, Zoo!
Fuck that guy
Happy birthday Zoo!
Happy Bday Zoo! Good Guy!
happy birthday Zoo!
happy birthday to the only man to ever lose the monolgue olympics when he was the only one competing :sabu:
May the annual celebration of your spawning be a prosperous one.
the age you get to play grabass with waitress servers prob ends at like 7
but since zoolander didn’t grow since around that age maybe why he thought he could keep doing that with drunken abandon.
While not in Hooters. Its not your birthday. No “They sit on your lap when you order” doesn’t happen even when its your birthday because your “very good best friend” told you that. And when they don’t you just start grabbing at people all on that “MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY-THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT”
Why don’t you since its his birthday.
He’ll be quite Randy Ready and Willing.
Neesa Birthday Thread gets fun titles.
for this… how about
Men
Grow
the
Other Way
orochizoolander birthday thread.
Tell him the “knee grows” joke, that must be the source of his very direct racism.
HE SO SICK OF THAT JOKE. WHY DO THOSE PEOPLE CONTINUE HAVING GROWING KNEES, FUCK THEM!!!
I don’t see my name in the title :mad:
Wake up reversal fireball 
Pic of Zoo checking himself out on his birthday.
Have a happy one.