Happy Birffday, MP! I hope you find many a ladyboys to get you off!
I thought Neesa draws people boobies on their Birthday.
This guy was special enough he didn’t get that. At all!
Have a good one man, but you probably already did.
We should have all chipped in to buy you a dog wok set.
Happy Birthday MP, I tried to get you a present but your list wasn’t very helpful at all.
Wow, you have very high standards if that’s not helpful.
[details=Spoiler]Happy Birthday Missing Person! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!
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God i hope your missing on your birthday if not. I hope the person fucking you turns into your evil clone and eats your fucking hair as it slowly merges with you and fucks your soul. And cake have plenty of loose women anus cakes. The End.
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Damn. I just missed out on saying what’s the point of stating the obvious, like Happy Birthday, “Your name here.”
Because that was a key point of our first Mafia game. He kept telling me I should do more than what everyone else is doing and stop stating the obvious. Like his birthday was over and he didn’t seem to go Missing, so he was alright out there in sometimes crazy-as(s)-fuck Asian continents.
Nigga you serious? That list is very helpful. All you needed to get him was a transit card.
I still cant get that replacement card…
What a crap day. Bloody China.
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Happy(belated?) Bday, MP.
May you be bestowed with a ladyboy so masculine that your average poster in the Kayo Police/Sherry Jenix thread cry with jealous envy.
Yeah, that turn of events is piss and moanworthy as well.
I lost the card three weeks ago. The next day, I went to get it replaced. At a bank. The card is tied to a bank account, I literally had to set up an account with this bank to get my bus card, and the bus card itself is my ATM card with a RFID chip in it.
I went in there, with a copy of my passport information page because my passport was out of my possession so I could get my visa renewed. Told them that. They pulled my account and ordered a replacement card. They then told me “Come back next week for your replacement card.”
So I went back the next week (dat fateful day), and tried to get my replacement card. Again, with a copy of my passport page for the same reason. Worked fine the first time, right? Wrong. Won’t let me pick up my card. Even when I show them my American driver’s license to verify my ID. “We’ll only let you have your replacement card when you can show us your actual passport.”
So, I got my passport back the very next week, I went to the bank again. Here’s where I got pissed, and realized they’re just going to jerk me around about this card.
I got there, after showing them my passport, they put me in a generic bank teller queue. That should’ve been the red flag for me.
Get up there, the guy isn’t giving me a replacement card, he’s just giving me a generic card like the one I was given the first time, new number and everything. So why did they make a big deal about ordering a replacement card and it would take a week to arrive?
I’m then told that my 20 yuan balance would not carry over to this card. I would have to redeposit 50 yuan to be able to transfer to my bus card. That didn’t bother me so much. What happened next did. On top of all of that, they now want me to pay a 26 yuan replacement fee.
Here’s the conversation that ensued.
Me: That’s double what I paid the first time.
Them: We’re sorry.
Me: Am I wrong?
Them: No.
Me: For not even a replacement card.
Them: Correct.
Me: You’re just throwing me a random card and charging me double for it.
Them: Yes
Me: And that makes sense how?
Them: We’re sorry.
Me: And I don’t even get my balance back.
Them: Correct.
Me: And this is proper customer service how?
Them: We’re sorry.
Me: So basically you just don’t do anything to help your customers, tell them you’re sorry, and think that’s proper customer service?
Them: We’re sorry.
Me: facepalm Give me my money back. I’m not going to be here long enough to justify paying 100 yuan for another bus card.
Them: Well, we could help you.
Me: How?
Them: We’ll close your original account, open you a new one, and then you only have to pay for the original card.
Me: And then do I get my balance back?
Them: No. We’re sorry.
Me: …Money. My hand. Now. Bye.
We need a that sucks button 
Late as fuck but fuck it, Happy birthday bro!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA57IYxw_9I
My girl says happy b-day also:
Next time Missing Person attends a major event, we should do random small acts of kindness to him while repeating the bank’s useless explain-all (explain-nothing?) phrase.
“Why are you giving me this unopened bottle of water? I mean, this tournament room is pretty hot and all, but still…”
“We’re sorry.”
“What am I supposed to do with this $1 you just handed me?”
“We’re sorry.”
“Okay, what’s up with you being extra careful while opening your car door near the luggage I’ve been hauling in and out of the hotel?”
"We’re sorry."
Etc.
I’m really late for this. But happy belated birthday anyway. 
That would be quite the epic way to make me scratch my head.