me reading this story
Guy flies 7000 miles to china,gets rejected by girl,and almost dies.Crouching woman, hidden feelings
@Daboog What’s a FOB?
ooooo shit… best post in this thread im fucking weak… no joke
There’s really no old money in China. Not after Mao.
(I still honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this “girl” was actually a guy given they never met face-to-face, which makes all of this even funnier.)
That said, this thread is really making me want to watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon again given it’s one of the relatively few DVDs I own and it’s staring at me right now from between The Birds and Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
Oh, @BB_Hoody, you’re still so naive about a lot things that it’s almost cute. It’s almost as amusing as having watched Rhio2K become an increasingly bitter, vaguely racist old man over the years. It warms my dark, barely existent heart it does.
Here, try not to traumatize yourself too much with the site in general: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fob.
Man I forgot about these guys. Good grief I’m getting old.
Argh my back!
Fucked On Balcony.
-Starhammer-
Fumble OutofBounds 
What i hate about srk are the amount of weabs whose basis for asians is anime
A fob is a guy who thinks he’s fly
There’s an ABC show out with the exact name. People can learn for the first time, in 2015
the way i feel on this thread
I feel it for my dude.
Hang in there bromie.
My girl wanted to go come to an FGC tournament. Told her stay at home. She told me no. Never answered my phone. Fuck that. Look at what happens to Nuckle Du. People tweeting him shit about his girl lol. I think it’s worse when people you know creep over your girl, rather than some unknown you’ll never see again.
Fuck my gf goes to the bjj tourneys i do, but she’s made friends with my buddies gf’s. She at least gets to see me man handle people. Then we get epic dinners after i shower.
But at a video game tourney? Nah. I’m surprised she would want to go. Smells worse than a bjj tourney.
It’s like dudes don’t wipe their asses or take showers
Just looked up FOB. I knew what the hell fresh off the boat means. I just never knew people abbreviated it. Also some of the comments here about dudes in the FGC are kinda justifying what nay sayers like to say about the FGC.
Never seen so many LOLs on a post…
This is definitely a top contender for Funniest News of the year
A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! but enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
Might be broken soon…
