Gun-toting jewelry thief takes selfies, gets 142 charges. Florida

source: http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/article/337913/4/Depree-Johnson-instabusted-after-gun-toting-selfies-lead-to-142-charges

Spoiler

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dumbass, guess he was one diamond that should’ve stayed in the rough.

he got 142 problems but common sense aint one… HIT ME!

we have a Florida thread tbh

That last longer in the article was so tongue-in-cheek I thought a Brit wrote it.