GTA V

then get out and pick up that paper

Fuck, just did the bank heist

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As I saw the 8 million dollar take, I was like “fuck yeah.”

Then the FIB takes 6 million of it? Fuck that

If only I could steal the helicopter that shows up, and save myself 6 million dollars.

Fuck Im tired of these FIB guys. Just take care of them already Trevor

Word, I fucked up midway and accidentally switched weapons and lost the chaingun. Then after I had cleared everything I went to far on the tracks and got hit by the train as I was walking backwards…

Also that weed farm seems like it only triggers for trevor.

Haha how did i miss this legendary post

You can switch back to the chain gun, it was in the same set of weapons as the Rocket Launcher and the RPG (just push left/right to change it). I did the same thing but I got it back.

Why am i just now playing tennis in the game? That shit is mad addicting.

So I’m guessing GTA5 is GDLK yet all of you are still bitching that everyone gave it a 10 :rofl:

Can’t wait for PC release…hope it runs at 60FPS.

Playing the game is great…it doesnt compare to SA tho imho

It doesn’t deserve a 10 because it isn’t a perfect game. While it is a very good game, it does have issues and flaws. Reviewers were too busy riding the hype train.

I don’t give it a 10 because it’s perfect, but it’s a perfect games’ worth of fun. It is the definitive Grand Theft Auto in terms of core mechanics (as flawed as they might still be) and no other GTA comes close. It’s like…on a scale of 1 to 10 I can think of a way the game could be MORE compelling. I think that is the approach that perfect score reviewers are taking.

Like the people who gave Bioshock Infinite a perfect score. They weren’t saying every piece of the game goes off without a hitch, but definitely an amazing enough experience to say this is about as good as it gets.

I tried to play San Andreas again the week leading up to GTA5 and good god that game did NOT age well. Mechanics for everything are just…absolute shit. Soundtrack is better than GTAV tho…

SA didnt age well? Ill have to see that…

I like V alot. Like, really alot. Like, so much I cant wait for online. But the map size being underwhelming to me and the annoying change clothes of characters when I didnt want them to change clothes irritate me.

[details=Spoiler]also, franklin was bland. Michael was a bitch. And Trevor was fucking annoying. One second hes normal and cool and funny the next hes raging for no reason. CJ had more charm than all 3 of them combined.

I was walking chop one day and somebody came and ran me over

I’m having more fun with golf and the triathlon. lol

Tennis takes fucking forever.

This Meltdown movie is the most horrendous thing Ive ever watched lol.

Also if you want to make a car where you truly rep Grove Street, respray primary colors with the mix of:
Metallic Racing Green, Pearlescent Lime Green. You can do metallic and pearlescent on the same layer of paint. Make secondary colors the racing green. Looks really good on Franklins perma car.
Look at that fucking shine.

On the topic of the characters, Franklin is a Debbie Downer if you listen to him after he rips the bong. His personality leaves much to be desired.
Michael is just kinda the bad guy trying to change his ways a bit.
I like Trevor because he’s the in game manifestation of the psychopath that I let loose when I play GTA lol. Sidewalks are faster than roads. Lighting things on fire is fun. If I rear end you at 100mph, its your fault for being stopped at a red light, shotgun to your face.

One more thing about Franklin

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Why is this motherfucker such an asshole to Lamarr. Like seriously Lamarr aint that smart, but Franklin takes starting shit with him past a neccesary point. I dont even think there really is a friendship there. Picked him up to try and go drinking with him, and Franklin immediately starts callin him a bitch and getting confrontational for no reason. Even when he saves lamar from almost being killed by the ballers at the sawmill, dude barely even acts like he gave a fuck that he almost got killed. Fuck you franklin.

Also they really couldve picked a better name for him. Because everytime I hear/see that name, I think of this guy from these books I had when I was little

Aint nothing less threatening than a buster ass bitch gangster named after a childrens story character, who doesnt care about his friends. If it wasnt for his driving skill I would never play as him.

I saw a car drive into the ground and come back out. Also glitched out the convoy with a taxi cab lol.

If this is GTA why the fuck can’t I sell a stolen car? Not being able to do THAT when it’s in the title is what makes this game not a 10

Franklin is a bit of a whiner but michael beats him there.

honestly Lamarr wasnt as bad as I thought he was gonna be. I thought he was gonna turn into a double crosser but in the end he was a legit friend. But franklin shits on him nonstop. You really can tell why his gf left him

As someone who grew up with a lot of friends similar to Lamar (Not that crazy but I say 75-80% of him)… FUCK LAMAR. I mean he’s hilarious in the game and what not, but if you want to be real… dudes like that need to get the fuck out of your lives. They aren’t going to do shit but drag you down… and I mean down 6 feet under.

Tonya was farrrr worse than lamarr. even JB, who we never see, was a horrible person moreso than lamarr

During the bank heist in Blaine County Michael mentioned a score in Carcer City. So Manhunt is apart of the GTA canon?

Yeah it has been confirmed since Lost & Damned. Some of the Lost are from there. How extreme it actually is? We don’t know. But I think it is essentially supposed to be a mix of Newark and Philly. And really really shitty.

Well yeah I wouldnt hang around somebody like Lamar in real life consistently. But this is a video game so I like him because of comedic value and he doesnt actually put me in any danger. But what Im saying though is that Franklin has ONE, single friend thats down to ride with him no matter what, and he shits all over him constantly. Lamar may be 100% idiot, but Franklin is a straight dick bag to every person he talks to. That’s a worse personality trait IMO.

If you chalk it up:
Tonya is a drug fiend. So is her boyfriend. So both of them are worthless leeches.
Franklins mom is dead.
Franklins aunt(I forgot her name) has a love/hate relationship with him. Mostly hate.
Stretch straight up dont give a fuck about Franklin, and vice versa.
Michael and Trevor dont hang around him unless they are a crew making paper, or if its an emergency.
Chop is just a dog so he doesnt really count.
His ex-girlfriend wants nothing to do with him.

The only person he really has is Lamar. Beggars cant be choosers. Damn now that i put up that list it made me realize how shitty Franklins life is.