Just saw Trevors package.
My fucking eyes
EDIT: Barrel roll a pickup truck while somebody is sitting in the back. Many lols to be had
No, i BEEN fucking nikki. I mean i want her to be my gf
Ohhhhhh. I heard they stripped out the dating system. You can make booty calls but thats about it as far as Im aware.
Yeah this game’s M.O. is all about cash. Though I love how money is actually treated with value now.
I wanna bang cheetah bad. I keep giving her stupid money when shes dancing, and getting hella lapdances from her but no luck. Imma get her though i can tell shes weakening
If you guys havent yet, watch the video game that jimmy is playing at Michaels house. Its pretty much a textbook FPS parody.
"GO THROUGH THE DOOR!“
RELOAD! RELOAD! THATS AN ORDER!”
“I CAN HEAR YOUR HEARTBEAT! STOP GETTIN SHOT!”
I don’t care if you’re 12, I’ll still rape you!
Chop the goat!!
I cant sign in to the app 
probably the traffic
love the fact that if youre on a mission an all of you fall in the water… no failure or death… make it or die. kudos for this rockstar
that shit happen all the time in RDR.
good to hear that they carried that shit over.
that shit happen all the time in RDR.
good to hear that they carried that shit over.
A lot of shit got carried over from RDR. People get their wallets stolen and the crooks get away in a car, and you can choose to go after them. Sound familiar?
Animals I’ve seen so far are dogs, cats, birds and deer. I went up to the hillside in the wilderness briefly, saw a BIG cat. Really fucking hope I don’t have to worry about cougar/bear attacks like in RDR but probably will. I know about the sharks already.
Totally agree about the cops, they’re relentless even at lesser levels. It’s really annoying.
What I REALLY hate is that AI drivers don’t stop for shit. I mean they really don’t wanna brake at all and let you get by. Its really hard to keep an undamaged car.
I met Mary Ann last night with Michael… holy shit. Props to ANYBODY that can beat her without using the shortcut (and without boosted stamina already). When I got near the finish line, Michael dropped to the floor and died… literally.
Also…
Taking Chop out for walks and playing fetch is dope, but I wish the popup for the iFruit app didn’t keep showing up. Its not for Android (yet) so fuck it. I really do want it though cause it lets you train him. I’d take him on missions here and there.
Vinewood Zombie is my hero!
Damn Jimmy…
I swear to god if it’s up to me, Michael’s whole stupid family is going to die at Michael’s hands.
Now just imagine a Bully 2. head explodes
His daughter Tiffany is just as fucking useless. I just got done with her mission and wanted to dump the bitch in the ocean.
imagine another RED DEAD REDEMPTION… sweet mercy. like earlier I defintely want to see that [bully], red dead and midnight club redone now.
*Manhunt