Grand Theft Auto IV - SRK bangin' on fools (use spoiler tags or you'll be banned)

So, anybody ran into a zombie online yet?

  1. follow pegerino slowly an take ya time till…

  2. when he hops on the boat… follow him on the coastline in ya bike using the regular brake regularly… then…

  3. once you in the chopper… just get three to 4 shots off then you will get hit once… now just dodge from there on out an you will make it to the dock… now

  4. finish dat shyt niko bellic… EXCEL-LENT!!

funny thing… dont get trapped underneath a fire hydrant like a friend of mine did… classic moment I couldn’t stop laughin at…

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so yeah, I forgot what mission I was on(haven’t played in a while)…but I’m around the part where they burned down niko’s place and roman’s job. Demetri that guy, I’m gonna shoot that bastard when given the opportunity :lol:

I hate that next safe house, so fucking annoying. They couldn’t have placed it in a lesser convenient place…

Safehouses

[details=Spoiler]It’s too bad after killing Playboy, you get his crib as a safehouse… but you can’t play pool on the pool table in the house. Only thing its good for is the rooftop view and having the biggest TV (I think… haven’t unlocked the one in Alderney yet).

The other Alongquin one is easily the best. Has a laptop in it so you don’t have to waste time going to the internet cafe when you want to do some random browsing.[/details]

Is it just me, or are the delivery missions for Little Jacob ridiculously difficult?

I failed the first one 6 times…:encore:

i never really had a problem with that mission. driving there was the hardest part for me.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Brucie and Packie make this game so damn entertaining by their fuckin selves. Packie’s brand of humor is a lot different but he still leaves me in tears from laughter. This game is just too well done. Even all this time later, there is still so much that I like to do just to pass time. And that is a sandbox game done right.

naw… every one has a pattern an certain street to drive down… its ya job not to crash wit dat hooptie… ive done mine in one sitting. just be easy n to ALL

STOP TRYING TO USE THE HANDBRAKE UNLESS U KNOW HOW TO USE IT CORRECTLY!!! use the freakin regular brake till u learn the mechanics of the handbrake cause they built it on real car status… real wheel drive cars will lock the fucc up on you an spin ya ass around… similar to their midnight club style… so… start workin that brake first people…

ALPHA MALES BABY!!!

I don’t really use the handbrake much. It does me more harm than good. What is the proper way of using it though?

Also, is it just me, or does Brucie call you up and invite you somewhere…when he’s on the other side of the fuckin city! I can never get to him within an hour, and then I get minus points for that. :bluu:

And, anywhere where I can get an mp3 of the song that plays while the game loads up?

The only time I use hand brake is for uhh… doing 720s if someone is chasing.

The LJ delivery stuff, apparently you can use a cab lol. Not sure how that works but it does.

Cabs are your friend

I’m just starting the game so I can really know if it works but couldn’t you just hop on a cab to take you there. Doesn’t the timeline stop when you’re in a cab ?

It stops if you trip skip.

Anyone know what michelle’s bonus is? I tried to kill her and now all she wants are kisses after dates so I decided not to take her out anymore. I hope her bonus is not vital!!!

so

my very first time playing this game I hit up the strip club. I’ve been watching my bro play the game since it came out never felt like playing untill last nite. other than that, I walked in the club and decided to explore the area after I declined a stripper a lap dance. I accidently shoved a door and a bitch instantly screamed. Me thinking nothing of it I just got bored with the place and walked out. Thats when I saw a half naked stripper just standing outside…but not moving… I figured out how to lock on and she wouldn’t respond to me. so I decided to just bump into her by just walking up against her making her loose her balance over and over again. it took a long ass time for her to fall and then stay down, but I liked how I could just leave my character all on her back and step on her face and she’d just stay there on the ground. Not too sure why that entertained me so much.

Speaking of entertaining, my girlfriend came over while I was playing and I remembered my bro telling me that the last time he had a girl over he just paused the game and left in on the radio and to leave it on VIBE. that shyt actually set the mood for me and my girl… Untill the commercials would come on and have me LMBAO. It’s kinda difficult trying to suck on titties while hearing someone talking about beat’n off in the background, lol.

my bro wanted that shyt too.

but I hate the Jamacain channel cause it’s always play’n “BADADA DIM! BADADA DIM! BADADA DIM! BADADA DIM! BADADA DIM! BADADA DIM! BADADA DIM! BADADA DIM!”

you feel me?

Genetically different bro!!! Takin it to the max, juicin up!!! YEAAA!!

But, driving through the city and weaving through traffic is like half the fun in this game. :sad: I guess I’ll do cabs until I get Brucie’s level up to 100% or so.

I always hear the same songs too. Like, it doesn’t matter when I do it, whenever I change the radio station to The Beat, the song that comes up is almost always “Top Down”.