Grand Theft Auto IV - SRK bangin' on fools (use spoiler tags or you'll be banned)

This hoochie groupie wears the same damn thing every time and she got the nerve to talk bout my gear??

This bitch gonna get pistol whipped.

thats true like wtf, i’m like “i’m lookin fly and you get the pipe layed down on you everynight, so why you tripping about the gear” i’m bout to shoot her in the foot and make her limp her ass home.

Somebody shot a motherfuckin rocket launcher at me in multiplayer, this game is hilarious. I can’t even get into the car lol, I always finish 2nd or 3rd in DMs.

Went up in MP free roam… some muhfucka was running after me with a shank, heard him say “fuck outta here” over his mic.

It was prob one of ya’ll.

Cops aren’t that hard to dodge, honestly. The trick is, after you get out of search range, stop moving and wait a few secs… wanted level will go away. Dudes keep driving, and next thing you know another cop spots them.

Cuz…these hoe’s need to expand their horizons a bit.

Cluckster Bell ain’t that bad.

hearing shit like this makes me wish i had the money to buy the game.

and makes me wish that my 360 didn’t get the rrod yesterday.

and makes me wish that i didn’t have 3 exams within the next 2 weeks.

hooray for bad timing!

disc read errors i take it to the store it works on there system and on my friends system i bring his disk to my house because he has the game his copy doesnt work on my system either but EVERY other 360 game works, i have not even touched my 360 as far as gaming goes just chatting. and the one game i want to play doesn’t work

^man xbox needs to step there hardware game up.

Michelle txt me, sayin’… “I’m on another assignment. Talk to you later, xx.”

Assignment? WTF?! Is Niko gonna have to choke a bitch for cheatin’!!?!

^think about it, shes always asking about your criminal activity, shes an informant!

Not a spoiler, just speculation

is there any way to make a custom radio station for the cars?

Are you getting the " please inset this disc into a 360" message? :rofl: Not to laugh at your situation but that error message is hillarious…

Yea shes always askin for criminal info and that one time she asked for drugs got me comin up with the same conclusion; she is a narc or fed… but atleast she puttin out even when i take her to burger shot

no its the one where it says please reset your system or clean the disc its dirty something like that it will play the load screen then do that before the game loads

you got a fucked up disc drive like i had, eventually it gets worse and your 360 will be posessed by satan and scratch up anything you put in 1 by 1. Start askin M$ for a box already.

Just keep trying it man… But yeah, get onto Microsoft as soon as you can, it’s a faulty unit already and it’s only going to get more faulty from here. Just add the word “crashes” in with the dsic read error and you’ll get sorted out straight away I would think. Only takes a couple of weeks or so for the RMA, but it’ll be worth doing it sooner than later…

I’m probably late on this, but that’s crazy how someone was stabbed in London after buying their copy of GTA4. I hate the fact that the media will try to blame the game itself, but people even got shot over PS3 before on it’s launch. It’s nothing to do with the content of GTA4.

But anyway… dam that’s crazy check the article out if you haven’t already.

Haha and yea rocket launchers own in this game. I’ve gotten 1st a bit in my DMs and team DMs. It’s grimey out there online so you gotta stay on your toes lol. I love blowing 3 people up in the car during team DM while there’s trying to do a drive by on me and my friend. The explosion is too funny with the rocket launcher and with good surround sound it’s TOO SICK.

People keep driving? Retarded. I do the something similar. I stop driving, get out of my car and grab a new one. Cops won’t ever guess where the fuck I went.

Oh, and the TV in this game is HILARIOUS. Holy shit, I don’t think I ever pictured myself watching TV…in a game. Wow. Oh, and as a side note, anyone else think Brucie is a closet homo? Seriously.

Fuck this.

Im selling back Heavenly Sword, Folklore and Burnout.

That should be more than enough right?

I really cant want a new pay period. Im gonna explode.:wasted:

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Final interview…

Spoiler

What the fuck, I’m wearing a suit, with a tie, matching slacks and bitchin dress shoes… and it gives me this “You need to wear a suit and tie to the interview.” Fuck that noise!