Zoob intro:
Women howling for their children, the winds of Pai Mei flowing downwind after piledriving an Applebee’s into the dust under the visage of a looming plaid porcelain man child, and the jingle of 5000 pilgrims breakdancing in space to the endless strain of Boston’s greatest hits It must be time for another mighty blow to existence at large. It is time to Punch the Universe.
Witness the attractions of years past; bandanna donning adolescent reptiles, flying communist superheroes, and the endless quest for making bacon out of hammering babies into the concrete and infuse it with electric uppercuts and dancing bears to create the most beard growing, mullet facilitating, soul crushingly manly domicile tournament to date. Sombreros? Best bring them, son, as we kick off the most exquisite and monocular Mexican Knife Fight in style, with all new additions to the revolving chamber of perpetual madness. Do you have what it takes to be the tyrant of the trash games? The two time champion, Zoob, awaits your challenge upon his tin can throne.
Gonzales:
Arigth its time for another house tourney en casa de Gonzales. For those of you brave to come down, we now have mother-fuxing chilli. As always venue fee covers sodas + snacks. So come down if you think big and bad and get ready to bust some heads in some of the new fighting games and old school games out there. Space is limited so post up and reserve your spot.
The Skinny:
Address:
327 State St.
Springfield, MA 01105
Apartment A32
Date:
Saturday, November 14, 2009
The Schedule:
Registration: 12 PM
Tekken 6: 2 PM SHARP
SF4: 4 PM
Food Break: 6 PM
GG, CvS2, TF: 6:30 PM
List of attendes:
1.Gonzales
2.r3cursi0n
3.Mr.Dash
4.Zoob
5.MCJusto
6.Kona
7.Blue9
8.Furok
9.Zorin
10.Tails
11.Victormaru
12.Nazgul
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Venue Fee: $3
SF4: $5
GG: $3
CvS2: $3
TMNT Tournament Fighters: $2
Tekken 6: $5
Results:
Tekken 6
1 Zorin(Bob)
2 Zoob (Miguel,Panda,Ganryu)
3 Gonzales (Lili,Jack-6)
4 Tails (ArmorKing)
SF4
1 Gonzales(Gief,Rose,Dictator,Ken,Blanka)
2 Blue9(Sagat,Abel)
3 Nazgul (Chun-li)
4 Steve (Gief)
5 Justo (Rufus,Guile)
5 Furok (Rufus)
7 Tails (Dictator)
Guilty Gear
1 Blue9(May)
2 Nazgul (Testament)
3 Gonzales (Dizzy)
4 Tails (A.B.A)
5 Furok (KY)
CvS2
1 Gonzales
2 Nazgul
3 Furok
4 Tails
TMNT:TF
1 Gonzales(Armaggon,Shredder,ChromeDome)
2 Furok (Armaggon)
3 Justo (Shredder)
4 Tails (Raphael)
5 Blue9 (Donatello)
5 Nazgul (Donatello)
I wanna thank everybody that came down, it was mad fun. I hope everybody enjoyed the chilli. The saltyness levels were high wich i find hilarious and i shall now post.
Saltiness(By order of appearance)
1.Zoob- Big Fat Guy Saltiness AKA Bob
2.Justo- Big Russian Man Saltiness AKA Zangief
3.Blue9-Controller malfunction Saltiness AKA No my Ultra din’t come out !!!