Girl sues school over failing grade in spanish

I would’ve said the pledge and at the same time imagine really hard that I’m taking a shower.

Shit, just barely.

Fat fucks need to spend less time jacking to mlp porn and more time getting pumped…wait.

Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had in weeks.

I used to do drugs, I smoke, and I drink. I took some degree of pride in abstaining from all of that, once.

We were all exceptional teens. May you one day grow up to be someone who hates who you are now.