Gillette and Dove a bad gift?

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Alright.

I have this coworker who has the strongest odor of all time. Now, the Greatest Poster of SRK isn’t going to make a thread to judge this person but I really can’t take how he smells.

Now for the last two weeks the office celebrated his birthday and anniversary and on his the first celebration I bought him 5 sticks of Gillette Clear Gel deodorant. The problem is he got upset, not because he was insulted but it turns out he has identified as a female. I totally didn’t know since he was a regular looking/sounding guy. So on the next celebration, i bought him Dove deodorant for women. However, it has no effect.

Apparently male/female odor doesn’t give a shit about this self-identity atheistic/fishjie bullshit, it has to be the proper deodorant assigned to the specific gender.

So i ordered this facemask and some ninja gear because I am planning to apply the deodorant on him myself, with out him knowing it’s actually me cuz i don’t want to get fired.

So I am here, asking how I can do this? Do I ambush this person in the parking lot by knocking him out from behind so I can proceed to deodorize him with the Gillette? Or do I just walk towards this person before he enters his car, like a mugger and threaten him to put the deodorant on? Should I buy a voice changer as well?

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Non-binary and it works

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While you’re at it, paint your face, put on a dress and go back to work.
It’ll be fun.

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I’m not an atheist.

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BTW. I’m seriously appalled at the lack of replies here.

Is this site dead? Have I been gone for this long that people have left this site?

All of you should be rejoicing right now for the one who put this site on the map, for the one who saved this site from bankruptsy, for the one who is undefeated in religion threads, for the one who is Greatest Shoryuken of ALL TIME, has made a thread.

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With you here I am expecting the servers to go down at any time.
Bye Cisco, you not be missed.

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No Mask, No Ninja Suit, real pros wait till its dark and attack their targets in the nude.
Lets them know you mean business.

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I don’t need to attack in the dark. I can kick his ass pretty easily, i’m just going to use a mask to do it nicely.

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Oh you got bravado, broad daylight then?

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Are you the modern day Fishjiz of shoryuken?

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Ask them to stop playing Smash.

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Since when did you bring this site back?

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He in his own little special world. The kind where he needs special pills to function in society

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He needs special pills to make his peepee get hard because he can’t tell the difference between a man and a woman.

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It’s why I tell him he needs to go commando when he goes commando, let people know whats up

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I saved this site from extinction 2 years ago.

It’s because of me that you and girlyman nobodies such as Chadodo and Darthsail are here.

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If you say so bro. I’m going back to my pizza.

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Why do you want the greatest poster to be naked, you girly man punk?

What kind of a man would suggest another man to go bare ass in a fight and the gloat about it?

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Gender neutral deodorants include Tom’s (which is also all natural) Dove, Arm and Hammer
Add some nice body wash and one of those bath sponge things, put it in a basket with some fruit or flowers

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I’m sick and tired of this Darthsukol Fishjiz apostle.

What happened to @Razor @Fishjie and Anglepalm? I want to shit on them, not this new school SRK nobody.