** - Gary Coleman’s bank account is UNACCEPTABLE…much like Britney Spears’ custody battle.
Gary Coleman’s so ashy that if he put a suit on, he’d be cosplaying Jack Skellington
Gary Coleman’s so broke, he pulled over and tried to fart in his gas tank when it was on E.
Gary Coleman’s life is RUN AMUCK…much like Jenna Jameson’s vagina.
Gary Coleman’s skin is DRIED UP…much like a 50-year old prostitute working overtime at Mardi Gras.**
From the creator who brought you BULLETBALL: A HIGH CALIBER GAME comes a new action-packed adventure:
BOULDERASH, starring GARY COLEMAN!
Maneuver GARY COLEMAN through hills and hills of nothingness in his own [temporary] home as he tries to find his next BIG BREAK, before COLLECTIONS come and BREAK HIS DIMINUTIVE KNEECAPS!
Avoid the falling PENNIES, GARY COLEMAN’S PARENTS and DESPERATION CONTRACTS!
Earn new lives by grabbing WINNING EBAY BIDS!
Play online on THE SEGA CHANNEL server!
Collect 50 empty bottles of LOTION to transform into ASHY GARY and STUMP the competition!
Defeat evil bosses who SOMEHOW stands in his way:
**-The Cocaine Bridges!
-Little Lotto Luigi!
-Cash Call Courtroom!
…and many more!
BOULDERASH: GOTTA SCRATCH `EM ALL!
Coming soon for Whatchutalkintendo Willis
Rated T for Talcum.
He looks like Nightcrawler from X-Men LOlz
You know his ashy shit might be worth something after he blows his brains out.
The end is near.
Could you imagine if he did blow his brains out? Half the continent would look like ground zero.
Gary Coleman is what’s left when Pyron is extinguished.
If Gary Coleman needs money, he can offer himself up as a guinea pig to test Head & Shoulders body wash.
That nigga’s so ashy it’s like a volcano bukkaked on him.
**- Gary Coleman is so ashy, if he snapped his fingers he could fill an urn.
I feel bad for this dude in a way, I mean his parents stole all his money and it cost him whatever he had left to try to sue them to get it back. I don’t get how this dude can’t get a job though. I mean, I know he did the security guard thing for a while, but come on. He’s gotta be able to do something with himself.
wonder if pikachu follows this guy around yet cuz he is fucking ASH.
Whatever work he can get is only seasonal given that Midget Snowmen aren’t in demand in the summer, fall or spring.
OC
Wow.
OC graces this thread with his presence.
I got one more joke. But I’ll save it for a bit.
Gary Coleman is so ashy he has snow globes for nipples.
:sad:
Nigga, that’s wicked!
Something about this pic makes it seem like nightmare fuel to me… I’m genuinely creeped out by it.
Real life is serious business.
damn highest bid is 35k:wow::wow:
Okay, which one of you is doing this?
