Gary Coleman's Gamecube...ON EBAY

General Discussion
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seeing him write his name on everything now has sparked a question in me. how much is Gary Colman’s name worth anyway?

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Probably worth as much as the ash that comes off his body :confused:

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peep the hands…as usual :rofl:

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That nigga masturbates with pool chalk.

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two of her breasts combined equals half his height.

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If I was that nigga I’d be IN those breasts not looking away from them.

I think Gary’s gay…

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Priceless?

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Is that wifey from Wifey’s World? Kinda looks like her…kinda.

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Look at his lips, he looks like he can strike matches on them .

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If this nigga was a X-men, they’d call him daylight.

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Daylight??? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Damn!!! I know whenever TheSix posts, greatness can be found!:pray:

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Wow, is it that bad.:sad: Gary needs to find a job quick.

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**1) Gary Coleman’s so ashy that he caught crabs and they died of thirst.

  1. If Gary walked around Hollywood naked, actors would grab his butt cheeks thinking they were leaving handprints in the Walk of Fame.

  2. Gary Coleman’s lips are so dry, they crack when he hums.**

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aww come on man :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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-Gary Coleman’s so ashy he was sponsored by poison ivy.

-Gary Coleman’s so broke he played CVS2 and yelled “I WON!”

-Gary Coleman has more children’s clothing than R. Kelly’s closet

-Gary Coleman’s so ashy it penetrates his heart and gives him different strokes

Gary Coleman jokes is the next Yo Mama.

Shit, I need a 7 figure offer for this idea.

All proceeds go to the Ashy Gary Needs Ur Scrubbing (A.G.N.U.S.) foundation.

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**:rofl: Bet.

  • Gary Coleman is so ashy his doo doo looks like chicken salad.

  • Gary Coleman is so ashy he tried to use Cash Call and was transferred to Lotion Line.

  • Gary Coleman is the same complexion as his gamecube.

  • Gary Coleman’s so ashy his autographed pictures on ebay look like negatives.**

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Haha, nice.

“The man’s drier than Kunta Kinte’s ankle.”

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Gary Coleman’s so ashy he tried to put on a pair of socks and got rugburn

Gary Coleman’s so ashy he was in the Guinness Book of Records as the first midget man on the moon.

Gary Coleman’s so broke if lotion was a check he’d bounce it

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If Gary Coleman were a Pokemon handler his name would be “Ash Got’em”