Avocados are OP. Nerf avocados.
I also want to give a very special shoutout to the best burger shop you can only find in one city on earth to Grill em All, the metal themed gourmet burger place in Alhambra, CA. Kind of a pricey place, but huge cuts of meat, slowly cooked to perfection, and a gigantic menu for whatever you may be craving from the Jalapeno ghost pepper sauce shitting fire creation known as Napalm Death, to the fried chicken hamburger placed between two giant waffles called the Jump in the Fryer, A.K.A. the nigga burger for real ass niggas who want to eat dope shit, to the heart attack inducing wonder known as the Megadeth, pictured below.
Every generation of gaming has it’s annoying trend and I think the modern annoyance is obviously the SJW lynch mob. I don’t know when it will eventually go away but hopefully with more stories like this coming out, more people will realize just how full of shit these people are.
Slow cooking meat is so critical. The only thing I actually liked charred was shark. Bioavailability up and carbon down when slow cooked, everyone wins.
Wait? It’s considered rape now when a pretty female teacher comes on to a totally clueless young male who would probably benefit from getting laid anyway? Thought that the term rape only applied the other way around?
I also forgot to mention that they ONLY cook burgers medium rare unless you tell them not to. Sometimes the cashier will even let you know before they start cooking just in case you want it cooked more. It’s a pretty top notch burger joint, and if you’re a fan of metal the menu will have you cracking up.
Video game “journalism” at its finest.
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Are we talking about food now? Because I totally want in on this.
Thread title change please.
You may all disagree on this one, but I think mustard on a burger is top fucking tier.
Also props to the Heart Attack Grill for their Quadruple Bypass (mentioned previously in the thread). Their burgers aren’t that good, but they will fuckin murder you. And if they don’t do it, the shakes will.
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IA went in on Phil Fish hahahaha. Gaming Journalism is truly disgusting nowadays. It is a good thing I left Kotaku back when writers were scratching their heads over fighting games and shifted all of the burden in learning them to the developers instead of lazy players.
I tried mustard accidentally once when a retard of a person brought my cheeseburger I ordered out to my car which I had specifically requested PLAIN. Never again! 
Thanks for bringing that up JoeGrimm, going into that a bit, grilled cheeses are already top-end design, but make a stack, slap some bacon on, and toast it juuuust right?
No words.
we talking deli mustard or yellow mustard?
I thought mustard was automatically part of a burger… unless the burger had some drastically conflicting condiment. mind blown.
I also like spicy mustard.
Man I want the nigga burger, there has to be somewhere in the east coast that has this. Fuck it, I’ll make it myself, I got a waffle iron.
Know what’s truly top tier on a burger? Either marinated with it or as a sauce
Yeah I’ve had their food truck, its legit
Shut your whore mouth the fuck up. That Quad Bypass has been THE gold standard for burgers since I had it. That thing was legitimately well cooked, juicy as all hell and flavorful. I went in there for gimmick and walked out with a belly rub from God.
4 months in here and thinks he can tier burgers. Where the fuck is @Valaris so he can change the thread title. Ain’t nobody giving a fuck anymore about Snow Job and the 5 tards.
Sorry for the miscommunication but I’m aware of what they should be doing. I was trying to make a point about how the worst that can happen from bad game journalism is consumers support bad quality games, as opposed to like, real current event journalism, where a bad journalist can excite violence or ruin peoples careers, and that you could argue that getting consumers to buy shitty games is probably a (behind the scenes) goal at many gaming publications anyway.
I don’t know how you fix it, but there’s an inherent conflict of interest when the same publications that are supposed to judge developers also have to rely on those developers for exclusive access to their products.
In n Out is great for many reasons beyond taste and value. The menu is simple, and its taste has the consistency of mcdonalds, but with fresh ingredients and no preservatives. I’ve never been to a location without super polite workers and an immaculate dining area. Ya everyone has their local hole in the wall place that sells a $4 burger that you think is better than In n Out, but that doesn’t mean shit when you’re stopping for a bite on your way to vegas, or picking something up to soak up a nights worth of beer (not driving yourself of course). They also pay their workers very well, if you care about that kind of thing.
1 day 10 pages about dis bitch and burgers and fries…is this shit forreal?> she looks like the fuckin milkshake