Gaming journalism burger thread: We need proper judging criteria, damnit!

What kind of burgers do you like? I could recommend something. Also keep in mind that there are regional burgers as well (you can look them up online I think). NorCal has a burger appropriately named… The NorCal. :lol:

After going to Shake Shack, I was disappointed. It was a $6 burger at a $9 price. And the fries were some of the worst fries I’ve ever had.
Probably wouldn’t go back. The burger wasn’t bad, but what they were charging for it was totally unreasonable.

I wanna try whataburger, but that place is in the fucking hood. Like some place I’ll fuck around and get robbed at.

I’ll stick to Ruth Chris if I feel like I want to over pay for some shit I can do a better job at *home *making myself. As an adult with actual adult priorities such as paying my mortgage and going to a real job, I have better and more important things to do with my time than trying to impress drunk shemales with stories of how much money I wasted on burgers and blow…

Important things like posting on srk and making you realize that once again, suicide by overdose is probably the only way anyone will ever remember you after you pass. Well except the waitress that wonders what happened to the smelly talking shoe guy that never tipped.

Nigga take your beef with Raz0r to the Zoe Quinn thread. Unless you’re posting recipes, ain’t nobody got time for this shit.

Someone got butthurt.

You do know I run my department at work, have a side gig writing, and am pretty satisfied with life right? Explain to me how any of that is childish.

I’ll take your beef if you don’t ease the fuck up homeslice, and by beef I mean your old ladies roast beef, and by roast beef I mean I’ll have her making me sandwiches…

Spoiler

…IN BED

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Crumbs all over your pillow case nigga!!!

This rant just makes me think of Arby’s. Thank god they don’t make burgers.

Steak and Shake near me is just kinda…there. It doesn’t really have anything special going on about it. Prices are low though since I live in freaking nowhere.

5 Guys is probably the best of my local places, since it’s only other competition is Burger King, McDonalds, and Wendy’s.

Then again, I get Chicken whenever I go to any of the fast food chains since I know what a good burger is and none of them have it.

Simple. It’s the daywalker. All the benefits of fast food and the quality of burger shacks. Yes, we all know that you can go to a steakhouse or diner for lunch and get something good or better than In N Out, then return to work 15 minutes late, and act all surprised that you’re the first to get laid off.

I might not be French but that is one sandwich I would dip…make it all Au jus…

You were told wrong.

From October 2007-May 2011, and moreover I went to visit some of my old managers in the back this winter when I was back in the states. The grills are still there.

That’s a party burger. :coffee:

BTW I am craving Steak N Shake so hard right now. Been over 3 years since I’ve had it. When I go home, I AM making it out to one.

This damn thread has got me thinking of going to Five Guys this week.

Triglycerides over 9000!!!

My brother is a glutton, but he’s young so it doesn’t show yet. He helped me out and as a reward I wanted to take him here: http://www.heartattackgrill.com/heart-attack-grill-menu.html

I’ve been having second thoughts because I think he’d actually try to eat himself into a coma…

Alot of people have said that Heart Attack Grill is all hype and grease.

I’ve heard that their butterfat milkshakes are AMAZING. Can’t get those anywhere else.

See, the thing about the Heart Attack Grill is that, unless you have a suicide streak, its not a place we can test for consistency. The time I had was amazing; still the best burger I’ve ever had. No way you’re getting me to eat that though.

That’s partially true. It says that in our laws but to think that the Canadian chicken, pork and beef industries follow that at all would be a straight up joke. Canada exports so much meat that all of these industries put together could probably out power it’s own government. Because Canadian politics aren’t exactly taken as seriously as one might expect. Even in Canada.

:rofl: I need to ask about a local chain around my area that has grilled cheeses as buns. I forget the name though.

Went to Meatheads in IL for lunch place was popping and had a cute girl at the register. Got a 1/2 pound burger with everything and Cajun fries wasn’t bad. Angry thou that the buns are small as hell and everything just melted thru still good thou!