Could have sworn you were at a STA tournament I attended. Mushrooms taste like wet turds. Fuck that noise.
I’ve never been to STA. Good thing I didn’t since I may have met someone who hates mushrooms. Disgusting. 
in and out is not that good. fight me
Yea In N Out is mostly for hipsters these days. The chill people that used to go there now reside at Chronic Tacos.
me
The amount of fucking Little Caesars in my town is disgusting, for the size of it.
11, not counting the ones in target and other businesses.
On the topic of burgers:
I don’t know if the franchise goes beyond Wisconsin and Michigan(where I am), but Culver’s is fucking good.
Also a suggestion for homemade burgers, if you have some available a small dollop of good mashed potatoes goes well on burgers.
I’m a firm believe in jalapeños on burgers, and McDonald’s jalapeño double(with pickled jalapeños & fried jalapeños) is pretty legit, A-tier as far as McDonald’s food goes.
In and Out burger, its sad to see people on the east coast who have never tasted a burger from one.
http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/innout20x20.jpg
West coast Best Coast
So is smashing your dick between your girls titties considered a burger or a sandwich?
@raz0r, you are the authority on cock meat sandwich, with extra mayo…what’s you position on this topic?
Help a foreigner out on simple burger etiquette and technique?
I’m trying to get into shape so I can one day come over to the US for a food tour.
How about Shake Shack? I was in NYC on vacation two weeks ago and tought it was pretty good, not that I eat burgers a lot since I started a whole diet/lifestyle that doesn’t include gluten.
Carls Jr is nice because they have a low-carb burger on the menu, so you don’t have to order a burger “without the bun”.
All in all I’m a big supporter of homemade burgers, you get to choose your own meat, size, seasoning and all. Also, no artificial additives, wich is another plus for my diet.
Sooo, as an Englishman living nowhere near London what are my options for fast food burgers?
Seems like it’s just McDonalds shitmeat, Burger King hiding the burnt patties with too much fucking sauce, taking chances on getting the raging shits eating at the salmonela vans (burgers ain’t shit but you can have them toss breakfast shit like black pudding, eggs or bacon on it) or just giving up on fast food and sitting in at a pub.
Any good chains popping up that I might not have heard of?
if you can eat your burger without a mess, and without unhinging your jaw, you’re doing it wrong.
IIRC most fast food burger chains will give you a lettuce wrapped burger if you ask for it.
I had a friend who had to do this, due to his allergy. Some places will also just give it to you on a tray, if you ask nicely.
my list of burgers i like. fuck the haters
god tier: burger king flame broiled double whopper, no mayo, no cheese
pretty decent: fat burger with jalapenos and egg
dicks cheeseburger, combined with the usual “hey i’m craving some dicks tonight” joke
passing grade: mcdonalds big mac
five guys burgers cause they offer lots of fries
meh: jack in the box
wendys
I know this thread is about burgers now, but I still wanna do Zoe Quinn jokes:
I dunno about her game Depression Quest, but I didn’t like the sequel where you had to search for her nudes on Google. I think it was called Depression Breasts.
Hey I wanna start making more home made burgers thanks to you guys lol. I have a Walmart a Kroger and a farmer’s market in my area. Which place would yaa recommend for quality meat? Also which is better? Frozen patties or taking fresh ground beef and rolling it up yourself?
There’s a Culveres here in Tucson AZ, my little bro introduced me to em, they are pretty damn good, I was impressed. Not the best I ever had, but a lot better then I had expected.
BOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE!
When I put the cock meat in between your mother’s thighs I called that a meatsie-pop. Know why? Because that bitch was so fat it took way more three bites to get to the center.
Any kinda burger with a thick pad of meat, grilled jalapenos, bacon, onions, lettuce, tomatoes is a good burger.