Gaming journalism burger thread: We need proper judging criteria, damnit!

[Raz0r]

D Tier: Everything in Florida

I got you.

[DANZAN]

Florida Burger tiers:

God Tier: Junk Burger at McGuire’s

br0. That looks liek somebody just shat on ur plate.

[crotchpuncha]

Gotta laugh at all the broke motherfuckers in here salivating over garbage ass, dog food quality burgers, on a shitty ass bun that’s probably not even toasted and more likely soggy.

if you ever find yourself in gainesville Florida, save up your pennies and head over to blue gill.

Get the blue gill burger, half prime beef half pork shoulder, juicy as fuck. Comes on a toasted kaiser bun with Crispy ass real bacon, melty gooey pimento cheese, greens(not the trash iceberg you’re used to), and pickled onions.

Get cultured, you swine.

Why the hell would someone do something stupid like go to Florida?

Also that garbage burger on the last page lives up to its name. Fucking disgusting.

[Pertho]

Lindy’s on 4th stay god tier though. Crotchpuncha needs to take a picture of the Fat Bastard.

So
Damn
Good.